Tapestry Collector

A Tapestry Collector is a woke hippie/Alt female , dyed hair with bangs , facial piercings , uses recreational drugs , has a pet Animal , usually wearing pajama pants and doesn’t shower , hairy vagina and usually has a smelly asshole , offended by everything and wants to cancel everyone. Accuses everyone of Misgendering them , claims to be Bi-Sexual , and of course Collects Non Stop Tapestry And Contradicts Everything they stand for by having an ONLYFANS account

“You going to Shambala? “
“Yeah bro hopefully these Tapestry Collectors , Don’t Get this Cancelled Next”

“I used to like going to that coffee shop downtown now it’s filled with Tapestry collectors“

“Thank you for watching my Stream ! NON- Binary , Stop Objectifying Women , Men are gross , Support Gay rights Subscribe to my ONLYFANS!”

“Bro i want what ever drugs this Tapestry Collector is on”

by Bluebangs October 10, 2023

Semen collector

A semen collector is someone who spunks on a piece of clothing instead of using a tissue or condom to clean up. This are usually young people who can't hold it in

"Agit is such a semen collector no wonder why he has white stuff coming from his pants

by Justhereforjokes September 19, 2016

Shit Collector

Someone who always looks at the shitty side of a situation.

Someone who can always spin something good into bad.

I was excited about my new job. But my girl started complaining about the uniforms. She’s a total shit collector

by Chapper27 July 20, 2023

collector’s fever

the state of mind in which one is compelled to collect a certain category of objects (e.x. game consoles, books, etc), and will dig through old things to find random objects ti add to their collection

Joey caught a bad case of collector’s fever, recently he asked me if he could dig through my old games.

by Phoenix the primagen September 04, 2022