“Speckled Jim was nearly back t’ loft, could have won that race in record time, but he must have had a heart attack or summat… dropped from the sky like a stone, next door’s whippet gor’ ‘im. I was proper chuffed like and nearly standing to attention, ‘til I saw that bloody dog. I got a reet case of Fred Dibnah’s Chimney Drops”
by Bernard Burnard March 30, 2024
by Offensive terminology May 09, 2018
You have to hold your shit for a week to make it really hard. Instead of you take an ordinary shit, you have to fill it to the girl's pussy. After that, you must pull it out with your mouth or eat it.
by Confectioner420 August 21, 2018
When one has someone from behind in doggie position. Then the top mistakingly put their shirt over the noise to cover the smell. But is throttled by the smell that just came from the wind hole you created.
“Man I thought things were all good last night?” “Nah man I couldn’t stay for 5 seconds after smelling that brown Tennessee chimney”
by World wide weed wacker March 07, 2023
by Styrea October 19, 2018
A sexy ass chimney mop is a super hot person who's hair is only of finest quality to clean the insides of your chimney.
by Chimney mop July 13, 2022
The act of being penetrated vaginally whilst menstruating, followed immediately by (or interchangeably with) anal penetration.
by hariken November 05, 2020