sex case

A person of the rapey persuasion; somebody who hears "yes please" when everybody else hears "fuck off and don't touch me, you dirty dirty minger". Sex cases can come from all walks of life, but are united by the all consuming urge to sniff your discarded underwear, whilst fapping off to childhood memories of being emotionlessly beaten by their cold and distant father.

Yeah, I wouldn't go out with him, he's a right sex case. You know he's on the register for perving through the nursing home windows and wanking off?

That Josef Fritzl turned out to be a proper sex case, didn't he?

by whatsittoyou87 September 27, 2010

Ate the case

When an innocent person takes the blame for a crime to protect those responsible.

...Actually took the whole case so my mom wouldn't go to jail and so she could raise us... He ate the case...

-Killer Mike

by Goldenrodzen March 12, 2016

keith case

A highly visible, unsolicited erection.

Dude, I can totally see your keith case. We're just watching infomercials.

by awwwwyeahh360 April 25, 2014

Toilet Case

Refers to Republican, right wing, christian men who engage in secret bathroom sex.
Can also be applied to these same people that post spread butthole pics to grinder.
Hypocrite.

Toilet case R Sen. Joe "Toe Tapper" Handwhacker of Alabama was caught in a Tuscaloosa toilet sting conducted by local law enforcement after complaint by locals.

by DrRubbish May 24, 2016

slight case

A come back when someone is being exceptionally stupid.

This is a short form for "a slight case of the downs" implying that they have a mental disability but not a severe one. Typically this is defined when someone is caught being completely weird by themselves, being a little bit too clumsy or doing something without thinking at all !

Someone who has a slight case can also graduate to a "Full Case"at any moment without warning ! be alert

walking into the house to find your mom having a full conversation with her dog.
"wow mom, slight case"

"hey man, did you hear about Lexie tripping while holding a pie?"
"yea ! She's got a Slight Case "

*text from Mitch*
"Yea, its a problem when you wake up with a beautiful girl beside you and you somehow passed out before attempting to bang..."
Slight Case Moment

by CoreyLynne April 6, 2017

Case Whore

Someone who's always buying new cases for their phone even if they already have many

Ashley"I need a new case for my phone
Jessica"wow you're such a case whore

by girl whettt June 21, 2016

Disco Case

ThE cApiTaLiZaTiOn Of EvErY oThEr LeTtEr, aka Studly Case. But that's lame. Disco case makes it seem like you are at a party, with lots of blow and X. Therefore, not lame.

HeY bRoSkeEtSkI, sTuDlY cAsE iS sToOpId. DiScO cAsE iS wAy LeSs GaY.

by TheCrushinator December 17, 2015