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phone tennis 

Describes a repeated failure of two people to establish verbal contact with other over the telephone, resulting in an alternating series of voicemail messages (or messages left with flatmates, etc), bouncing back and forth between the two parties.

Phone tennis is usually unintentional and frustrating. Though in exceptional circumstances could be used as a stalling tactic.

Most common where
1) either or both callers do not have a mobile phone
2) either or both mobiles are often switched off or unheard
3) either or both phones are often engaged
4) both caller have busy schedules
5) both callers know they are meant to have a difficult conversation but would prefer to avoid it
"I've been playing phone tennis with her all day, it's getting ridiculous"

To diffuse each other's annoyances when you finally make contact after receiving their nth message "Hi, looks like we've been playing phone tennis,..."
phone tennis by thewilster October 18, 2004
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mario tennis ultra smash 

Just a joke
Nintendo: lmao you got pranked you guys thought mario tennis ultra smash was an actual game lmaooooo

Kiss a tennis player day 

Kiss a tennis player day you need to kiss a tennis player every day 24/7

dirty tennis ball 

what a niggas head look like when they get they hair cut short.
you had the nerve to go get yo hair cut down like a nigga. Bitch yo head look like a dirty tennis ball.

photoshop tennis 

A game originally created by Coudal Partners where two opponents pass an image back and forth editing the image with Photoshop (other layered image editing programs such as the GIMP can be used), in an attempt to creatively out maneuver their opponent. A judge or judging panel is usually decided before the match begins to decide the winner. Matches usually last ten rounds.
Photoshop Tennis is a great way to get the creative juices flowing

bullshit tennis 

A sort of banter where two people have a convo about something which they both know is total bullshit, back and forth, to the point where they're not sure whether to believe each other or not.
"we haven't spoken for ages"
"its a crime!"
"we'll have to run off together, get away from the police!"
"yeah, how about new york"
"sure, and we can go line dancing in cowboy boots"

back and forth, scoring bullshit tennis points for random examples
bullshit tennis by D81 January 14, 2008

Danger Tennis 

Danger Tennis

A game played using a football on an 8m x 4m concrete court with a washing line as a net at 0.75m high,. The game is played with a size 5 leather football (soccer ball if your in the us or summin!!!).

These types of courts are prodominantly found in south welsh gardens!!! but any similar court or garden can be used.

tennis rules apply best of 3 games wins the game. loser gets the ball kicked at there anus (bare skin when possible)...

winner gets the joy of making the loser quiver in pain due to anal abuse from a hard size 5 football!!!

champion
"Yo shomone, lets roll a funky one and enjoy over a game of Danger Tennis"...

"Shit son, I got my arsed tanned playing Danger Tennis"...

"For shizzle mange tout, your mother has serious danger tennis skills, i still wrecked her anus though... lush