toilet core

A sub genre of heavy metal that primarily features vocals that sound like a toilet or a stomach during a violent bowel movement.

After eating a four day old beef quesarito and three cups of coffee, Roger was ready lay down the vocal tracks for his toilet core band, Dysenterium.

by wtfAreRobsterCraws August 28, 2017

Meat Toilet

A term from hardcore and fetish hentai for a person who's body is used for sex and not cared for in any other way. The idea is that bodily fluids are dumped into her in a way akin to a toilet.

The orcs referred to the elf princess as a "meat toilet" as they took turns using her body.

by fixer of definitions July 05, 2023

Milk toilet

A girl who sucks dick for free, usually in public bathrooms

That girl is totally a milk toilet

by Krazykay420 May 11, 2015

toilet guppies

When you jack off into the toilet and the semen floats around like little fish.

I felt really good after jacking off, but felt bad to flush the toilet guppies after.

by blue dog March 12, 2015

Wreck a Toilet

To drop a hellacious deuce in a toilet other than your own.

It's halftime, those wings we're awesome, I'm gonna go wreck a toilet...

by Hoss91IEP January 07, 2015

Toilet Noodle

Slang for excrement. A term used in place of the less acceptable words shit or crap.

I went to the bathroom and made a massive toilet noodle!

It smells like someone is baking a toilet noodle!

by Atomic-Tom December 18, 2010

toilet nap

While at work, the act of going into the stall and taking a nap on the toilet(with the seat down of course). No one will question where you have been as it is embarrasing for both parties when they think have diarrhea.

Eff me, I was out till 4:30 am last night LB'ing this broad, I really could use a toilet nap right now.

by Joe Co June 24, 2008