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Switching to Paper

When one is deprived of an internet connection for an extended period of time and can only enjoy pornography its traditional magazine form
"I just moved and won't have internet for another week. Looks like I'm switching to paper in the meantime."
by Sexy Randal December 19, 2009
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versa switch

An acrobatic position change performed during doggy style sex. The male starts to curl the girl's legs against her chest, then grabs her thighs and forces a sudden rotational movement along her anteroposterior axis. This will normally make the girl land on her back (180 degrees). Can be pushed to the limit by trying a 360 degrees rotation.
Last night I was doggying my baby, when all of a sudden I tried to perform a Versa Switch. I applied too much force, so she just slammed her head against the wall.
by ph3nagen September 24, 2011
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Sticker Switcher

One who switches the sticker on a product to deceive the seller in an effort to get the item at a lower price.

When someone covers up your bumper sticker and puts another over the old.
The kid at the record store today was a sticker switcher; I can't believe he got that original press for 99 cents.

I almost caught the sticker switcher who covered up the Ron Paul bumper sticker on my car with an Obama bumper sticker.
by TheStickerSwitcher September 18, 2012
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Selfie Switch

What a selfie stick becomes when I grab it out of your hand and start whipping your ass with it after you poke me in the face.
I turned his selfie stick into a selfie switch and started whipping his ass.
by Gustave de Beaumont January 23, 2015
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Bum switch

The possibility to turn off your ass when you need a shit in class
Olivia needed a big smelly shit in class but wasn’t aloud to go so she used her bum switch
by Grace is awesome June 2, 2021
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bi switch-up

switching back and forth between orally servicing male and female
At one point during the threesome, she did a bi switch-up, kneeling between them, going back and forth between sucking cock and eating pussy.
by Lo Qi October 14, 2023
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