Sweaty Patrice

The type of sweat or white stuff produced by one's body when you open up your bedroom door and see your 84 year old grandfather wiping his ass. You close the door slowly as to not startle him. You then sit in your office chair and ponder what you are doing with your life whilst a monitor nearby flickers ominously... with the words Reddit displayed on it.

Alternatively, the condition could also be brought on by walking into your Grandmother's bedroom and seeing her load her tits into a bra.

"Hey man, did you talk to degjo?"

"Yeah man, he told me he had another Sweaty Patrice last night"

"Damn man... still... If your grandfather isn't wiping his ass in your bedroom, you don't know what love is."

by GvsuMRB May 30, 2013

Sweaty Sergio

The hottest man on the face of the earth. He can make a straight guy become gay. He sweats a lot because his silky brown hair is so thicc just like his but.

Oh, that’s sweaty sergio over there!

by Middleschoolkiddo September 17, 2019

sweaty slit

A sweaty slit is a mans penis slit and is very sweaty and stinky.

His never getting a blowjob again he has a sweaty slit.

by Sweatyslit August 23, 2017

Sweaty Emergency

A sweaty emergency is when an individual is in public, in-need of an urgent bowel movement, and there are no nearby public restrooms.

This experience is usually accommodated with an episode of pure panic.

My buddy Chase is so stupid, he went out on Christmas Day right after eating Taco Bell and had a sweaty emergency... Everything was closed!

by krisdb2009 December 25, 2021

sweaty jew

when your asshole gets really hot and sweaty

man my sweaty Jew was getting really bad today I soaked my underwear

by reading book October 12, 2016

Sweaty Neck

A tryhard, usually in a video game

Dude, stop being such a sweaty neck, I'm just trying to have fun.

by SHMOO_22 June 9, 2018

Sweaty Duchess

Proper Noun: Queen of the Grapevine, master manipulator. keeper of secrets. Covets Huckleberry Finn and his Fucklord 50KK

Geoffrey: Yo dude, I'll let you in on a secret, but you have to promise not to tell... *looks around covertly* ... the Sweaty Duchess
Sweaty Duchess: DID SOMEBODY SAY SECRET?????????
Geoffrey: AA FUCK RUN DUDE SHE's COMINGGGggjdgsdG:Gsdgds
Sweaty Duchess: *cleansing hands of residual blood* sorry sis. no secrets in this house

by Just another CFG December 30, 2018