similac

a popular temporary tattoo that is placed on the shaft of the penis, sold in dark bars and clubs in the southwest, typically Arizona, used to solicit glory hole fellatio in crowded bathrooms where the providers have runny makeup and face piercings

It was Razor 80s night at the club so i decided to put my black shirt on and try and find a similac dealer.

by TinoFett June 11, 2006

Takako Shimizu

Master Vampire and Lord of Translyvania, Takako Shimizu is aided by a redneck King, Lloyd, and his loyal and humble clown servant Lurch. They wage a sacred war against a jewish Werewolf, a male-to-female transexual, and a female gremlin.

Takako Shimizu is so goth his bats shit bats.

by randomperson3781 March 29, 2008

Simibisexual

One who is bisexual but only attracted to one gender

Hi james I am simibisexual

by Immafurry September 2, 2021

similsexualist

A person attracted to members of their own gender.

Lesbians and gay men are similsexualists.

by B. Sure January 16, 2003

simie

Mammoth hair that grows on the bottom of aged or women with an over balanced amount of testosterone in their system, usually with bad odour and self esteem which causes Simies to be overweight.

God damn woman either stop taking those damn prescription hormone supplements or shave! your getting a bad case of Simie!

by fwq'eifjwe June 8, 2004

Simington

A person who, when trying to figure out a problem, arrives at the conclusion several minutes after every other moron in the room. See also Pyle.

John: I think that guy is retared.
Mark: No he's just a simington.

by Stage Name April 18, 2007

Scimitard

One who is challenged in the arts of using a Scimitar, or one who cannot pronounce scimitar (Sim-ee-tar or Sim-uh-tar or sim-ih-tar).

Guy1: Onoeslolz I lawsted mai skimmy!
Guy2: Onoeslolz it'z in mah heeeeaddd!
Guy3: Scimitards...

by GOLDIFRICKINLOCKS January 13, 2008