Situation

The situation .. yours never changed

Never does ..

Despite what you write

Soon?

lmao .. you’ve been saying this for months now ..

I’ve been pretty much alone last couple of weeks …

There were openings ..

But .. I see exactly why you don’t/ can’t each evening

I don’t think you even get me/ realise my problem …

XWifey mk2 vibes

No thanks …

Got used to cuddling up to myself …

And talking to myself …

At least I know where I stand then ..

Don’t think you have the same problem ..

Situation .. can’t do bs

Won’t do bs

Thanks for the toxic mess we now live in

by LetsTalkAboutX April 16, 2023

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face station

A female that frequently gives oral sex.

"AY, let's stop at the face station!" "I thought stacie was out of town."

by rick meaux November 27, 2005

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Coldwater Situation

When you make out with a guy you have a complicated relationship with and end up dubbing him for the rest of your life.

Victoria had a coldwater situation last Friday because of Justin Bieber.

by wegmans October 15, 2016

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Sausage situation

Hostages made to lie together on the floor

A film or TV drama where innocent people are taken hostage say, in a bank, where the customers are made by the crooks to all lie on the floor in similar fashion to sausages in a pan. Thus a sausage situation.

by Doghouse Riley April 5, 2008

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Gas Station Hotdog

Gas Station Hotdog - 1. n. It is when you put a variety of lubes and lotions on your sun burned penis then slide it between your partners bum cheeks because intercourse would be too painful.

Sally get the Aloe, KY and Jergens I'm going to give you a gas station hotdog tonight cause I got too much sun today.

by Really not you again October 14, 2011

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