a dumb idiot who has way too much of an interest in piss. if someone is a long stool, they will have the worst sense of humour on this planet, often not regarding truly good jokes and instead turning to videos sent by a doormat.
by hahahapoggers March 25, 2021
Get the long stoolmug. A stool placed in the corner of a room so a man can sit there and watch another man have sex with his woman.
by IzakDeptuck8 January 10, 2024
Get the Cuck stoolmug. by Another white guy with money January 18, 2022
Get the Sex stoolmug. A "step up to new heights" furniture-device dat is so rugged dat you can casually kick it here and there around da floor without damaging it at all.
When ol' Tricky Doohickey said, "You won't have Nixon to kick around anymore" after he was ousted from Congress, he didn't realize that he could still have squatted on all-fours and served as a "Nixon stool" for the senators and representatives to bunt into place with their shoes and then climb up on to reach law-books on the higher shelves in the Library of Congress.
by QuacksO November 22, 2019
Get the Nixon stoolmug. by Conor weiner June 10, 2019
Get the Bar stoolingmug. A form of explosive diarrhea that literally sprays the inside of your toilet bowl in a thin layer of brown.
by Johann Doe December 18, 2018
Get the spray stoolmug. Listen get ready the star at the GOOGLEPLEX is ANAL ALAN in the movie SYSTOLE where send your votes in tonight as it is coming live as guess what maybe the big KIN TRACT will contract as you know that MANDATORY SHITEATER has to make a choice between this question and it must be exhaustively finished as it is between (is that old non refrigerated cold food a cake"s walk for that ASSH0LE PEDOPHILE to eat or the amount of SHIT produced from his ANUS will be entirely ASS STOOL LEE as the SHIT SHELTER is that well-formed FECES FECES FECES...FECES begging to be consumed , well either way no LEFTOVERS allowed
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE October 12, 2021
Get the ASS STOOL LEEmug.