stoner

someone who clearly sports gear he purchased at www.cafepress.com/theleaf

Look at that Rasta Flag hoodie on that stoner.

by redtracksuit November 17, 2004

STONER

sum1 who getz high smokin da kronic and sum1 who jus spendz their time blazin it on their own couch while watchin tv.

"hey fool!! wut u doin"
"Blazin it and watchin tha game homez"

by antwone August 20, 2004

stoner

the definition of a stoner is i, i smoke three times daily, everyday fuck man i jus wanna git high like tht fuckin towel on south park...that shit is funnnny

hah u wanna git high?
no
more fo meeeee

by serialla killa April 11, 2004

Stoner

Stoners are funny folk we have know worrys about life. what goes around comes around. After 1-4 we love to listen to music chill out with mates talk comeplete "bollocks" drink out our dry mouth and munch away our MUCHIES! Stay in complete relaxation and wake up 4 hours later ready to have enougher 4-6 then anuffer 6-8 then the ball starts rollng and you carnt stop......................But dont worry about it. Lifes to short!

Stoner 1. this is soo coool
Stoner 2. wooow
Stoner 3. Sum one skin up
Stoner 4. whos that over there i reackon i know him !
Stoner 1, hehehehe!!!!!
Stoner 2 does any one have a drink

by Stonerkid July 26, 2007

stoner

A stoner is someone who smokes weed everyday. Smoking marijuana has become a part of that persons life, and is not viewed as a drug, but rather a "supplement" for enhancing that persons life on any way they choose. Personally I like to smoke the reefer and just enjoy life, and by being stoned, everything you do feels, sounds, and looks better. It is a way of life and having it labeled illegal will not stop a true stoner from doing what he/she loves the most.

Male 1 (not a stoner). "Dude this is so boring all we are doing is sitting here doing nothing!"

Male 2 (is a stoner). "Dude, I'm stoned..... :) "

by weedisallyouneed, mang. June 07, 2011

Stoner

1. People who enjoy drugs or herbs. They may pick from one or more of these: marijuana, LSD, 2CB, Cocaine, and/or heroine. They enjoy getting high and chillin out.

2. People who use illegal drugs to distract them from their feelings or make them feel better for a while.

Look at that stoner he looks like he's having a good time.

by Shleeby94 June 01, 2009

stoner

n. short for standby boner. A boner held in reserve until a certain action or event takes place.

As Brian was making out with the girl from the bar, Spooky lied at the foot of the bed with a stoner, hoping to get in on the action.

by Soss Man April 01, 2008