Squashed

NOUN

(Skwashed)
1. The state obtained by consuming copious quantity's of assorted non-specific drugs. Usually associated with, but not limited to, dizziness, euphoria, loss of conciseness, anonymous sex, good vibes, bad vibes, erectile dysfunction, raging boners, the giggles, the munchies, and an overall sense that, quote, "Last night was fucking awesome."
Synonyms: Smashed, Plastered, Hammered, Blown, Trashed, ect.
Antonyms: Being a pussy, wallflowering, sobriety, ect.

Jordan: "Holy shit Brandon I've never been so squashed in my life!"
Brandon: "I'll bet! Three G's, a bottle of Vick's, and two drops of adrenocrome will do that to a person."
Jordan: "By the way, have you seen my car?"
Brandon: "It's on the roof."

by Col. Mustard with the Ice Pick April 10, 2013

cock squasher

one who squashes cocks. A Cincinnati cock squasher is one who does the deed in Southern Ohio. This was once rumored to be the answer to a puzzle on Wheel-Of-Future.

she was a cock squasher who used a steam roller to do the deed.

by Ken Mac July 31, 2007

Big Fat Squasha

When someone fishes for compliments and detractors at the same time.

AdoraAdora is a big fat squasha

by voiceofreason456 December 1, 2009

squashka

mixture of vodka, squash and water. easy and cheap way to get absolutely fucked. some people may mix with lemonade but this is simply unacceptable behaviour and ruins the original premise of the beverage.

student 1: i haven’t got any mixer i can’t just drink straight voddy all night, what u got ?

student 2: squashka mate

by maebemds July 23, 2021

white squash

1. a person who is white on the outside and is asian on the inside; whether they are truly genetically asian or just want to believe they're asian

2. The result baby squash of a white person and asian person having hot kinky sex, resulting in crazy genetics that looks like a squash.

3. the event in which the male empties the contents of a squash onto to the woman's body and then fucks her with his fuckstick. thus making white squash.

ex1. OH SHIT MAN KEVIN AND SHELBY ARE TOTALLY WHITE SQAUSHE'S
ex2. Oh shit we just made a white squash.
ex3.Woman: ahhh gimme some of that white squash!!!

by shelby and kevin May 14, 2007

Grape-squashing

Having anal sex where the receiver has hemorrhoids

He turned her over, and did some grape-squashing.

by HandsUp June 22, 2009

Tampon squash

The substance left on a tampon after it has been ejected out of a woman with a blue waffle

Gabby was extremely shocked when she noticed that her tampon squash was a strange yellow color.

by Gingerspice3696 September 3, 2011