Sir Spunkalot

A person who cums/jizzes/creams etc five or more times a day.

Person 1: Damn I jizzed five times yesterday!
Person 2: Woah, that makes you a Sir Spunkalot.
Person 1: Really??
Person 2: Yeaah

by Friend of Sir Spunkalot August 2, 2010

Taiwanese Spunk-slapper

That moment when a Taiwanese person slaps the growing smelly mold on your dick crease.

Mike: Dude! I visited Taiwan for my summer vacation and I witnessed Taiwanese Spunk-slapper in action!
James: No way, man. I was the Taiwanese Spunk-slapper!

by NigNogTheBeaner July 27, 2018

Rocklin Spunk-Fountain

When a guy chokes and aspirates on another guys cum and it spurts out of his nose.

-Did you see the cum that came out of Danny’s nose?
-Yeah he had a Rocklin Spunk-Fountain!

by ThiccHamsicle69 October 1, 2022

spunk hole

A place (club, pub, town, house) that is rubbish.

Scunthorpe is an absolute spunk hole.

by chazthewaz October 5, 2004

spunk tv

according to MXC commentary the second network for men

"whos works for spunk tv the second network for men"

by MXC LUVER December 4, 2004

Spunk race

When a woman who has more than one guy on the go and wants a baby decides to 'let nature decide'. Often lets the guy with more cash think it's his when she gets up the duff.

Being white and blue eyed I didn't need a DNA to know the baby wasn't mine. Turned out my now ex was broody and seeing my black mate on the sly and decided to have a spunk race.

by Jean Dom February 25, 2010

Spilkshake

When a Tom Mcgregor ejaculates into a milkshake. Their sperm is now in the milkshake, therefor creating a spilkshake.

guy 1: did you taste that weird milkshake?
guy 2: mate! that was a spilkshake!
guy 1: OMG! that is disgusting

by jjjaaayyy June 10, 2014