spifer

A Excellent player in an online game.

This spifer is owning me.

by Kristopherrrr March 30, 2008

Spiffed

The act of wearing a suit and tie or other nice outfit with a tie such as jeans/vest/shirt/tie or khakis/shirt/tie

Matt feels the need to get spiffed for no reason at all, and because of this, he has never been seen wearing anything short of a button down shirt with a tie and a nice pair of khakis. But he usually wore a suit and tie.

by Random user May 3, 2017

spliffs

a jamaican word for a joint or a blunt.

also a book by nick jones about marijuana and its influnce on culture. it also features the profiles of famous users, and an index of pot and hash, a rating, description and picture. they also offer a how to on rolling joints, and recipes.

"hey is that dank in the spliffs book?"

"let's burn a spliff"

by eP0w July 12, 2006

Spiffeh

A word normally used on an oekaki where it means cool.

Dude, that pic is so spiffeh!

by I.K. May 13, 2005

SPIF

Stands for Sales Performance Incentive Fund. (Or Performance, or Person.) It's what sales people get when they don't get a decent commission or salary. Sometimes involves extra company product, sometimes a bonus prize.

When Dave sold the big stereo this month, they Spiffed him a trip to Hawaii; The only spif that Bob got, was a tshirt and one of the refurbed DVD players.

by eclecticbubba August 24, 2007

Oojah-cum-Spiff

Finally all right.

Everything is oojah-cum-spiff now that Barack is President.

by ChezzaChef August 31, 2009

Spliffage

A joint made up of cannabis and tobacco, a stoners word to generally mean all things drug-related....

Examples where this word can be used:

"Pass me that spliffage..." Can mean a single spliff or the cannabis in general
"I need spliffage!" An exclamation of drug withdrawal. To need cannabis in general or one single spliff (joint)

by Fiona88 September 21, 2006