A person who is terrible at sports due to their complete lack of coordination and inability to grasp any concept even when demonstrated repeatedly to them.
by Lance Gauntlet May 25, 2010
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guy: well damn your parents just had a spic spaz huh!
guy: well damn your parents just had a spic spaz huh!
by pandora89 March 19, 2009
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by Rydium July 24, 2010
Get the Spaz/Spastic mug.A tear gas grenade named after Ruben Salazar, a Los Angeles Times reporter who was shot and killed while getting shit faced drunk inside the Silver Dollar bar on Whittier Blvd. in East L. A. by a sheriff's deputy who accidently fired it into the front window of the bar hitting the highly intoxicated Salazar in the head on 8/29/1970. A drunk Mexican shot in the head inside an ELA bar is a daily happening, except the the fact THIS one happened to have a job at the LA TIMES - so all hell broke loose.
A bunch of drunk Mexicans were trying to enter Downey, luckily we used a couple of Salazar Rockets to get them back into South Gate where they belong.
by Peter J. Pitchess August 11, 2010
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by JackMaster Spaz January 12, 2004
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