Soggy Connor

Sexual act in which a man, often forcibly, mounts an individual who has swamp ass. The swamp ass of the mounted individual acts as lubrication for the endeavor. Though often acted on and applied by homosexual male pairings, it may also be used by heterosexual couples.

I knew Patrick has swamp ass from riding his bike to work so I ambushed him in the men’s room and gave him the ol’ Soggy Connor!

by flyswatta July 27, 2011

soggy donut

a very old vagina that still can be sweet

person 1- man johnnys grandma is so thicc, im gonna smash her
person 2- enjoy your disgusting soggy donut Chris
person 1- hey a soggy donut is still a sweet one

by Adem Balla October 23, 2018

Soggy Bisquick

When a bunch of your friends stand around a bowl of pre mixed bisquick and jerk off around it, the last one to jizz has to then mix up the new batter and make semen pancakes in which they have to eat. good times.

Jeff:Dude, this bro sleepover is boring.
Rebish:Well since theres 8 of us and were all hungry we should just play soggy bisquick

by Jeffykay September 5, 2010

soggy buiscut

a game where guys or girls have to cum on a buiscut and the last one to has to eat it.

if yu came last its time to eat soggy buiscuts!

by Middleburgprincess October 21, 2011

Soggy Spencer

When a public speaker accidently shits his/her droors during a presentation and continues speaking.

While speaking in Hawaii Spencer forgot he was wearing white pants during his presentation, unfortunately he had asoggy spencer on stage only to be called out by a member of the audience.

by Beau Moody December 1, 2007

soggy trombone

The act of combining rusty trombone with soggy cookies. Where there are two or more couples standing around a cookie, where the female performs a rusty trombone on the man, having to cum on the cookie. The last couple to cum on the cookie has the male to eat the cookie.

You lost the soggy trombone competition, EAT THE COOKIE!

by Ian Knowles December 14, 2008

Soggy Saltine

When preforming the saltine challenge of eating six saltine crackers in one minute you bust a load in her extremely dry oral cavity preventing her from swallowing or spitting your ejaculatory product.

I totally just soggy saltined that bitch in the kitchen.

by Carlos Spicywiner June 3, 2010