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Cock socket

Well there's a cock, aka penis, and then there's the socket, or vagina. Could also be an acceptable term for mouth and/or ass.
Shut your cock socket right now!

I'm sure your mom's cock socket has seen alot of action with all those brats around

Goddamn it! Fuck me in the cock socket!
by RedStarHippie August 29, 2023
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Socket fetish

When you get sexual attracted to electical sockets.
Oh yeah! I can feel my Socket fetish right now.

I just need to fuck the nearest socket
by Bokorm February 16, 2021
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polly-socket

A female that is a gold-digger and only wants you for sex, but won't admit it. Unless you got lots of money, then she'll want you for money. Not both. She'll allways cheat anyways. Plastic is fantastic in bed, but has no brain, nor feelings. Also a rubbish wife and a rubbish friend. A doll that is always playing games. A tripple take: Polly-pocket is a plastic doll, hense has no feelings, only play. Polly-socket the same but one that always available for sex. Polly is also someone who is fucking Ian ever since "Ethel fell out". From the Polly-Ethel-Ian recycling joke - there comes the rubbish.. From "When Ethel fell out" comes in a cheat.. and we know here Ethel is being used by her husband for money and gaslit. Why won't he pay his own 50 dollars for a helicopter ride otherwise. Ian and Polly think they surrounded by fools and noone can guess their game. but Ethel already changed her will and been taking parashute lessons.
-Did you hear Stuart's wife kicked him out and he is sleeping in the car now.

-Oh not a first one. Probably got himself another Polly-Socket at work.

- Yes a girl he works with.. wait, he has done this before?!
-Never stopped. And always blames her for it. Bet you a tenner she'll take him back again. And he will even make HER to compromise. That tool
by Pollydickson April 2, 2021
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Socket rocket

John: I socket rocketed myself last time

Tom: your gay
by Cumcoconigger May 1, 2021
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slutty socket

when a electrical socket drops out the male plug.
A slutty socket is when you are trying to vacuum in your old rental and the plug to your vacuum keeps falling out of the wall.
by anonymous May 10, 2022
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Cock Socket

A person male / female / LGBTQ who comes over to sabotage a good time e.g.
- Awkward questions during a convo
- Spoils Online Gaming by general being obnoxious
Person 1 - I Can’t believe Ben mentioned Debbies ex infront of his in-laws
Person 2 - Yea Ben has always been a little cock socket
by Worditupsmith October 29, 2021
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Ball socket

The socket you pop your balls in when you’re bored
Jake: I can’t stop popping my balls in my ball socket
Dan: same
(Subtle popping noises)
by JizzPool July 21, 2021
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