by DoYlE McFoYlE August 28, 2005

by DireWolf222 July 10, 2014

by Slap'n Cap'n October 5, 2016

Chimp slap is the worst form of slapping. Where as most slaps hurt your cred as a person not property, the chimp slap is the truly physical slap. Usually accompanied by broken noses, dislocated/wired jaws, black eyes, and worst case scenarios blindness or facelifts. Also known as a “Yeti Slap” due to in know way can a sasquatch lightly pimp slap your face.
by Kc_canine February 24, 2009

by ~Fester December 20, 2008

by goodaaron March 19, 2003

A goldfish slap is the act of pulling out a flaccid penis and slapping it on the back of an unsuspecting persons neck, then yelling "Goldfish".
While Natasha was eating her sandwich at the picnic ,Tyrone crept up behind her and Goldfish slapped her.
Dude I totally goldfish slapped Rebecca in Math class
Dude I totally goldfish slapped Rebecca in Math class
by Mac Brown Town November 3, 2017
