slap the sheets

to participate in the act of sleeping

I couldn't slap the sheets until she licked the yoat off my leg.

by Tetay October 28, 2006

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sandusky slap

The slapping sound heard during anal intercourse in the shower.

I could hear the sandusky slapwhen I walked by the showers coach. Are you sure they were just horsing around?

by Pimp State November 12, 2011

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Slap the Bass

what exotic bass players do to show off their dominance as an instrumentalist .

slap like now,
also Slap the Bass

by monkeymonger August 20, 2019

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Masturbating for an extended period of time with a slow, fluid motion of the entire arm, while using syrup (typically maple) as lubricant in order to ensure the process remains slow throughout climax. Proper technique stipulates motion beginning in the elbow, followed by the wrist and ending with a complete rotation of the shoulder. An instance of "slapping the sloth" or "sloth slapping" should never last under forty five minutes.

Tristan: Hey Jordan, tell Dyet that it's time for breakfast, I made pancakes

Jordan: I knocked on his door, he wont answer.

Tristan: The maple syrup is missing...

Jordan: That son of bitch. He is undoubtedly slapping the sloth again. Let's just eat without him or else we'll have to wait about an hour.

by Tra Trone January 6, 2013

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