ain't got no skate

Ur no fun whatsoever. Ur presence is enough to cause a holocaust of boredom among ur peers. Commonly used by skaters who think they're the shit but they're not.

Person A aka Skater : Duuddeee how u doin man. Just gonna say awesome for no reason dude. Awesome
Person B: Ok...
Skater: Dude ur no fun u ain't got no skate man

Person B: At least I got a life
Skater: Whatevs

ain't got no skate by A-Dubble July 30, 2017

serna skate clan 

an old generation of skaters still existing today with both the young and old generation of skaters. the group dates back to the 70s skating the old parks including the famous pipeline. they skate bowls, pools, pipes and are commonly skating at Upland skatepark.

it is all about skating vert and representing that serna skate clan.

serna skate clan by skaterjack October 6, 2006

EA Skate. 2 

EA skate 2. Taken place 5 years after Skate It (for wii) is in a completely rebuilt city. Spots like the projects, San Van Mountain, the waterfront, and more. New tricks such as no comply, boneless, footplant, fastplant, invert, etc. were added. You can also get off your board. They added a new feature called "Grab the World" where you can move anything that isn't either a) to heavy or b) bolted to the floor. So benches, tables, ramps, rails etc. are movable. Lucas Puig, Eric Koston, Danny Way, Rob Dyrdek, Mike Carrol, and Correy Webster are confirmed. Estimated release date is December 15. Date is subject to change.

EA Skate. 2 will be THE best.

EA Skate. 2 by JakeBlue October 18, 2008

poop skate 

1. the act of slipping in poop, when crossing the lawn or what have you.
2. to have poop on your shoe, and smear it when walking indoors.

Noun: Please put your Poop skates outside.
Verb: Watch yourself when you run across the lawn like that, you might poop skate.

poop skate by Gvid October 15, 2007

eight you skate nine you're mine 

The golden rule of interstate driving when the speed limit is 70 MPH. 78 MPH will allow you to go unseen by cops, but 79 MPH will most result in a traffic violation known as failure to observe the speed limit.

Little Johnny: "My mother always said to watch your speed limit in this area because it's the eight you skate nine you're mine type of district."

eight you skate nine you're mine by alexgonzales101 October 2, 2013

Couple-Skate Pop

Any piece of art (usually pertaining to music) that conjures the memory and/or emotions evoked from said memory of going to the skating rink, playing video games waiting for the DJ to play that perfect song signaling you to do one of three things:

A. Grab the girl you dig and impress her with your ability to skate backwards slowly while skating with her,

B. Sulk quiletly on the edges of the rink or the dining area longing for someone to couple skate with.

C. Continue whooping ass at Cruisn' USA to hide the pain of not having someone to enjoy the couple-skate with.

Couple-Skate Pop, or CSP, is generally used to negatively categorize bad art. However, because some people (the popular kids) associate pleasant memoies with this term it can be used in a positive way. Franky, this is rarely the case.

"I got the new Bo Bice record and was disapointed to find that it's nothing more than couple-skate pop."

Couple-Skate Pop by Clint Wells July 18, 2006

Friday Night Skate Session 

an event that takes place during the evening on friday at the local skatepark hosted by local skaters. It involves skating hard using full energy and in style. The event lasts for hours. The skate sessions are accompanied with beers, snacks and bud-- like a party but way funner. All the participants are drunk and enjoying themselves. Sometimes the cops will interrupt the session but fuck them.

after work on friday i am pumped up for the friday night skate session.

Friday Night Skate Session by $keight $kum November 18, 2010