Guns are for sissies, real men throw knives!

When you're fighting some bank robbing criminals with your siblings and one of them needs a good ઽταв

Diego: Guns are for sissies, real men throw knives! *throws knives*

Jim, a news reporter: *from outside* I've been in many hostage situations like this, and it can escalate very quickly.

by Nancyyyyyyyy April 18, 2019

happier than a sissy with a bag full of dicks

Extremely pleased, as when a gay man has a whole lot of penises to play with.

He was happier than a sissy with a bag full of dicks when he found out he'd won the lottery.

by Steve-Oh November 18, 2004

Fruit Cake Sissy Bone Fat Boy

a fat lazy piece of shit that never does anything.
they sit on the couch all day and eat, but cry when people call them fat. the lowest form of a human being. if they didn't exist no one would care.

Pete: hey look at that fat slob
John: eww hes a fruit cake sissy bone fat boy
Pete: Ya wow, i bet no one cares about him and he has no friends
John: On some real shit

by I'm too Important for You August 13, 2009

Sissy Bawks

a synonym for small, microwaveable health-food lunches, such as Lean Cuisine

I can never feel manly so long as I'm stuck eating a sissy bawks for lunch.

by Zeblue_Prime May 14, 2009

sissy drink

A drink that only women drink. It is often a decorative, festively colored drink in a small glass with a mixing stick

I ordered myself a beer, while my girfriend ordered a sissy drink.

I saw some douche bag over at the bar sipping a sissy drink. What the fuck is his problem??!!

by smil3xitsxM3GAN November 8, 2009

snow sissy

Someone who will not got out if there is the least bit of snow on the ground, or even a forecast of snow, for fear of getting stuck or not being able to get off their hill.

They're predicting four inches of snow for tonight and Susie wanted to leave early. What a snow sissy!

by Bestfriendsgirl May 12, 2009

una sissy

another name for Unisys Software computer programmers.

Ok all una sissy people did you remember to wear cotton underwear today you know our computers are static sensitive devices.

by itichie_nocanpo October 29, 2006