The essence of a simpleton. The word has been simplified to the point where even the simpleton can grasp the concept of their own simpleness.
by Big Gary January 15, 2007
Get the simpmug. Similar to an incel , a simp is a person who puts their crush above their friends and will defend them in any situation.
Guy 1: omg julia is so hot, look at her over there
Guy 2: we're eating lunch bro, talk about something else
Guy 1: nah man, I'm going to go sit with julia
Guy 3: she doesn't even like you, stop being such a simp
Girl 1: did you see what thomas did? that was so rude
Girl 2: oh my gosh, that was just a joke! stop taking everything so seriously
Girl 1: umm what? he totally just tripped that old lady
Girl 2: he was obviously just joking. why do you have to get so offended by everything
Girl 3: omg, stop being such a simp
Guy 2: we're eating lunch bro, talk about something else
Guy 1: nah man, I'm going to go sit with julia
Guy 3: she doesn't even like you, stop being such a simp
Girl 1: did you see what thomas did? that was so rude
Girl 2: oh my gosh, that was just a joke! stop taking everything so seriously
Girl 1: umm what? he totally just tripped that old lady
Girl 2: he was obviously just joking. why do you have to get so offended by everything
Girl 3: omg, stop being such a simp
by demiromantic_asexual_girl_liz January 21, 2023
Get the Simpmug. A person who praises a women of lesser value hoping to win her over and putting her above everyone else
by King of Simps April 27, 2020
Get the Simpmug. A person, usually a guy who can’t get any coochie so he or she resorts to complimenting and trying to win over the guy/girl
by Shreks_jizz March 31, 2020
Get the Simpmug. Omid Rajol
Reza: Did u know Omid told her girlfriend what we did the other day?
Erfan: No wayy! what a .5kd simp!
Or
Omid to his GF out of nowhere: Did u know we gathered the other day with boys? we went on trip and we did x and Erfan said y.
His GF: Omid! stop being simp, don't tell me stuff that happens between u and ur friends
Erfan: No wayy! what a .5kd simp!
Or
Omid to his GF out of nowhere: Did u know we gathered the other day with boys? we went on trip and we did x and Erfan said y.
His GF: Omid! stop being simp, don't tell me stuff that happens between u and ur friends
by SimpSmoker April 10, 2023
Get the Simpmug. 