Samhita

samhita is my best friend, I love her so much she is the most perceptive and open minded person I have ever met caring too she teaches me to grow to love myself bc of samhita I am a better person today she has the sweetest smile and the funniest laugh the most open minded ideas and such a pure heart I love samhita so much everyone needs a samhita

Be like samhita. Everyone should

by Kooliekid45 August 5, 2022

mobilion similarity syndrome

The frustration felt when typing a text message on a mobile phone with the predictive text feature turned on and it *always* entering the wrong word.

'My dog has gone to a good home', turns into 'My dog has good to a good good'.

'Arsenal have a game in hand', turns into 'Arsenal have a game in game'.

These are both simple examples of mobilion similarity syndrome and lead to great frustration.

by hard but not January 11, 2009

similac

a popular temporary tattoo that is placed on the shaft of the penis, sold in dark bars and clubs in the southwest, typically Arizona, used to solicit glory hole fellatio in crowded bathrooms where the providers have runny makeup and face piercings

It was Razor 80s night at the club so i decided to put my black shirt on and try and find a similac dealer.

by TinoFett June 11, 2006

Simibisexual

One who is bisexual but only attracted to one gender

Hi james I am simibisexual

by Immafurry September 2, 2021

similsexualist

A person attracted to members of their own gender.

Lesbians and gay men are similsexualists.

by B. Sure January 16, 2003

simie

Mammoth hair that grows on the bottom of aged or women with an over balanced amount of testosterone in their system, usually with bad odour and self esteem which causes Simies to be overweight.

God damn woman either stop taking those damn prescription hormone supplements or shave! your getting a bad case of Simie!

by fwq'eifjwe June 8, 2004

Simington

A person who, when trying to figure out a problem, arrives at the conclusion several minutes after every other moron in the room. See also Pyle.

John: I think that guy is retared.
Mark: No he's just a simington.

by Stage Name April 18, 2007