Shrek is considered a deity. He has been known to smell like onions and lives in the Spiritual World of his Swamp. His full potential is yet to be uncovered, but he has truly transcended beyond a carbon-based life-form. The tale of Shrek is said through all Shrek movies. Shrek does not care about religion, or God, or whatever you may believe in. He has been known to be extremely intelligent, having learned every single word and letter of the English language throughout a series of half a year. Though us weak humans can predict when an asteroid will land, we cannot predict what Shrek will do next. Will, he put the world under his smelly foot? Or become known worldwide and enjoy fame and prosperity? Who knows...
Human 1: Dude, I swear Shrek is following me. I always feel like I'm being watched.
Human 2: If you feel like you're being watched, it's most likely a stalker. Why would Shrek be watching you?
Human 1: You're right, see you tomorrow!
He didn't return tomorrow.
Human 2: If you feel like you're being watched, it's most likely a stalker. Why would Shrek be watching you?
Human 1: You're right, see you tomorrow!
He didn't return tomorrow.
by yomahbroski December 13, 2019
Get the Shrekmug. Hail Shrek!
by Veridicule December 26, 2018
Get the Shrekmug. 
Someone or something of pure sexy-ness or of an onion. This ogre is what you think of when you think Perfection.
Shrek is also a way to describe time. One shrek is 1 hour 47 minutes.
Shrek is also a way to describe time. One shrek is 1 hour 47 minutes.
1) Hey, James! Your looking quite shrek today!
2) Tyler: Hey bro, what time is it?
Ethan: It's about 6 shreks, almost 7.
2) Tyler: Hey bro, what time is it?
Ethan: It's about 6 shreks, almost 7.
by Onion_noinO December 8, 2019
Get the Shrekmug. The biggest, most green, and thiccest boi you will ever meet. His deep brown eyes are beautiful and his smile can light up a whole swamp.
by SUPERCAKE211 September 6, 2019
Get the Shrekmug. What the shrek is going on!?!
by Shrek Swampington December 21, 2016
Get the Shrekmug.