sloppy shopping seconds

When a person goes shopping with one person, then goes shopping immediately after with a third person but has no interest in buying or looking at anything because they were all shopped out from the first trip.

Stephen went shopping with his nasty ex girlfriend for five hours, and his friend Shane got his sloppy shopping seconds for about 45 minutes before he quit.

by Chika March 30, 2010

Bitch Slapping the Trout

The act of slapping a girl's pubic area so as to invoke sexual arousal.

Guy 1 "Damn, my girl doesn't ever feel like getting busy!"
Guy 2 "You should try Bitch Slapping the Trout"
Guy 1 "Good idea!"

by bitchassholenerd August 26, 2013

shipping

Fandom uses this word as a verb to denote their interest in the possible (and perhaps more often impossible) romantic relationship between two characters in a piece of fiction belonging to any medium. It's really never used in a platonic way, but if it ever is, people tend to separately emphasize that they are using it platonically.

Usually written: Character/Character or CharacterxCharacter. Fanfiction without any shipping, or with little emphasis on ship is usually labeled genfic, which there is a depressing lack of.

Person 1: It is a little weird how much I am retroactively shipping DoogiexVinnie.
Person 2: Yeah. That's kinda damaged. And Vinnie's like a little weasel. He's got a weasel face.
Person 1: But did you notice how weirdly gay they are for each other???
Person 2: No. Eww. Stop talking.

by Heligoland December 5, 2009

shopping window

The time period during which a guy is actually engaged in the shopping experience. This period can last from almost no time at all to literally hours for a metrosexual, and includes all forms of shopping, from the grocery store to designer boutiques. It should also be noted that this period can be increased through witty girl techniques such as handing a guy a blackberry loaded with brickbreaker to play or sitting him in front of a couch with sportscenter.

"Dude, I am totally down to go try on a few pairs of jeans right now, but I am letting you know that my shopping window is only about 45 minutes today.

by rach BFD May 3, 2008

slapping skins

The act of one's skin slapping upon another's skin during the act of coitus non-interruptus

Whilst slapping skins it is best to find a secluded area unless admission fees are collected.

by Friendlee69 April 14, 2014

Pelvis slapping

Another name for sex

Me and this girl were pelvis slapping in my room last night.

by vi guy February 27, 2011

pirate shipping

to finger someobody analy in a rocking arm motion, giving the person reciving it anal pleasure the person giving it finger pleasure.

Person 1: 'have you been on the pirate ship ride at drayton manor?'

Person 2: 'yeah thats not the only pirate ship ive been enjoying recently, last night i had some girl pirate shipping me when we swapped roles'

by SamThing July 17, 2011