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shitkicker

A blue collar contractor. A badass. An industrial cowboy. Once described as people of low status for doing dirty jobs when they used to pay low wages, it's since had a renaissance to describe someone who works in high paying industrial jobs that don't give a fuck and can rig anything together to get the job done. A person who isn't afraid to kick the "shit".
I'm a shitkicker industrial cowboy brother, my mind is free of worries because I'm bout to whip this thang around and get paid
by zlannik May 14, 2023
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Seatfucker

A person who is sexually attracted to specifically Car Seats.
Todd: Hey Mike. Why is there a stain on my new cloth car seat?
Mike: i fucked your car seat...
Todd: goddamn Seatfucker...
by Seatfucker64 July 20, 2023
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Shitfuckdamn

A misunderstanding that English learners sometimes have about cuss words.
Sometimes, when he got mad, he would say, ‘Oh Shitfuckdamn,’ because he didn’t realize you were just supposed to pick one.
by SiL3Nt J September 8, 2023
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shitdickery

where you fuck around and get shat on or shit on everyone and everything around you
he stepped into a big ol mess of shitdickery by not observing the rules of the road. causing havoc to all including himself with his recklessness.

shitdickery the act of not giving a flying fuck
by hanso frutiger September 11, 2023
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shitfuckballspiss

sussy bussy😍😍😩😩
shitfuckballspiss in my ass uwu
by dommydorice November 4, 2023
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Shitbucket

A shitbucket is a thing, usually a machine, usually a vehicle, which is non-functional, barely-functional, of poor structural integrity, very dirty, or otherwise in terrible condition. A proper shitbucket, therefore, is a contemptible thing with metal and moving parts (or, at the very least, parts that ought to be moving) in its construction, ergo, a near-completely solid-state device such as a smartphone would more appropriately be called a potato, a brick, or in the case of the Samsung Galaxy Note 7, a grenade. (Note: this is not an actual term used for electronics with shitty batteries. Yet, anyways.)
Shitbucket can also be used as a contemptuous epithet towards an individual, but this is uncommon.

Synonyms: bucket of bolts, rattletrap, rustbucket, jalopy (car-specific), shitbox, lemon, scrapheap, tin lizzie (car-specific), clunker/junker, potato (computing), toaster, bitty box (computing)

Disambiguation: If you were thinking of the trash bin, that'd be the shitcan, or the fuck-it bucket.
"While I was on my way home from the grocery store, my shitbucket car broke down, and I needed to call a tow truck."

"The AMC Pacer was notorious for being a shitbucket."

"I would fly to the Deneb system to get a shipment of tea, but my old Arcturus-class shitbucket can't even go faster than light because some fucknugget jacked the warp drive when I was at Detroit spaceport."

"Consarn it to the 58,913 circles of the Kenoma, this shitbucket of a printer has failed me for the last time! I'm never getting a hewlett-packard again."

"I wouldn't trust one of those new windows copilot shitbuckets with memes from facebook, let alone anything important."

"Hey, jackass, GREEN means GO, dammit! Did your shitbucket break down while the light was red, or are you too busy playing pocket pool to notice that it's green now?"

"That virus-riddled shitbucket PC of yours ain't worth the powder to blow it to hell. It could barely run windows 10 when you got it, whyever the flying fuck did you update it to windows 11?"
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Shitbucket

A shitbucket is a thing, usually a machine, more specifically a vehicle, which is non-functional, barely-functional, of poor structural integrity, very dirty, or otherwise in terrible condition. A proper shitbucket, therefore, is a contemptible thing with metal and moving parts (or, at the very least, parts that ought to be moving) in its construction, ergo, a near-completely solid-state device such as a smartphone would more appropriately be called a potato, a brick, or in the case of the Samsung Galaxy Note 7, a grenade. (Note: this is not an actual term used for electronics with shitty batteries. Yet, anyways.)
Shitbucket can also be used as a contemptuous epithet towards an individual, but this is uncommon.

Synonyms: bucket of bolts, rattletrap, rustbucket, jalopy (car-specific), shitbox, lemon, scrapheap, tin lizzie (car specific), clunker/junker, potato (electronics), toaster, bitty box (dated, UNIX-hacker jargon for shitty computer)

Disambiguation: If you were thinking of the trash bin, that'd be the shitcan, or the fuck-it bucket.
"While I was on my way home from the grocery store, my shitbucket car broke down, and I needed to call a tow truck."

"The AMC Pacer was notorious for being a shitbucket."

"I would fly to the Deneb system to get a shipment of tea, but my old Arcturus-class shitbucket can't even go faster than light because some fucknugget jacked the warp drive when I was at Detroit spaceport."

"Consarn it to the 58,913 circles of the Kenoma, this shitbucket of a printer has failed me for the last time! I'm never getting a hewlett-packard again."

"I wouldn't trust one of those new windows copilot shitbuckets with memes from facebook, let alone anything important."

"Hey, jackass! GREEN means GO, dammit! Did your shitbucket break down while the light was read, or are you too busy playing pocket pool to notice that it's green now?"

"That virus-riddled shitbucket PC of yours ain't worth the powder to blow it to hell. It could barely run windows 10 when you got it, whyever the flying fuck did you update it to windows 11?"

"Fucking hell, dude, your car can't even get to the party store and back without some kind of setback, and you're driving that shitbucket all the way to the UP?"
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