A play on the warning text you see on car door mirrors.
This is for those people with ADHD who are easily distracted by shiny objects.
I use this at work for people who get caught up in drama instead of doing their job.
This is for those people with ADHD who are easily distracted by shiny objects.
I use this at work for people who get caught up in drama instead of doing their job.
by McFeather November 6, 2008
Get the Objects in front of you are not as shiny as they appearmug. "oh my god did you see chad brittany"
"oh mah gawd yah he the reason my bedpost is so shiny galfrend"
"oh mah gawd yah he the reason my bedpost is so shiny galfrend"
by astrahjfgas October 6, 2021
Get the the reason my bedpost is so shinymug. A great way to wrap up a rambling drunken voicemail to someone. When executed properly, you will achieve three things:
1- You will appear to be actually smarter than the recipient, because they will assume you either speak another language they have never heard, or are referencing pop culture they are unaware of
2- The rest of your idiocy in your message will be overshadowed by this shocking soliloquy change
3- You'll get talked about, and really any press is good press.
1- You will appear to be actually smarter than the recipient, because they will assume you either speak another language they have never heard, or are referencing pop culture they are unaware of
2- The rest of your idiocy in your message will be overshadowed by this shocking soliloquy change
3- You'll get talked about, and really any press is good press.
Drunk guy leaving a message: " Heyyyyy, how are you? I don’t know why you’re ignoring me, I didn’t do anything wrong. Um. Yeah, like, what the, what happened man, we like didn’t meet up… right? And then next thing you know you just don’t wanna talk to me now? You know you’re going to see me when the summer time comes. And you’re gonna see me, and I’m going to be jacked out and you’re gonna be like, “fuck, I coulda duh duh duh duh” or you gonna hear about a girl that i was with and be like, “What he like what and he what his what with what in the what!?” and then you’re going to be like, “Daaaamn.” So let’s skip all that and let’s start talking again cuz I didn’t do anything mean to you or bad to you, we just couldn’t freaking get on the same wavelength of time to make a date to hang out. This time, let’s just meet and boom, quick and easy, ba-da liki mala da shini malaga, and everything’s cool, alright? Ok. Bye."
by InTheKitchenCookingActualPies December 13, 2016
Get the Ba-da liki mala da shini malagamug. Japanese Person: LOOK ITS GOZILLA!
white Guy(AKA Killjoy):No, it seems to be an army Shiny Flying Velociraptors armed with rocket launchers
Japanese Person: GODZILLA!
white guy: Facepalm...sigh
white Guy(AKA Killjoy):No, it seems to be an army Shiny Flying Velociraptors armed with rocket launchers
Japanese Person: GODZILLA!
white guy: Facepalm...sigh
by Twss Facepalm December 25, 2010
Get the Shiny Flying Velociraptors armed with rocket launchersmug. by Johnny.P December 7, 2015
Get the Shinymug. by AbstractArtist May 18, 2017
Get the Shiny Shiny Thingmug. When your new friend group is HELLA big and some people aren't even friends. Like at least 20+ people! Its not a friend group, its an alliance!!
by bestpissling808 July 5, 2024
Get the Shiny Groupmug.