Skip to main content

Sebastian

Some cunt who'll steal a doughnut from you or your sibling. If you're an only child, he'll take it from one of your parents
Surprise surprise! Sebastian's getting back to stealing people's fucking doughnuts. What the hell man!
by TheManWhoChugsBleach420 April 8, 2019
mugGet the Sebastian mug.

Sebastian

Sebastian is the type of person to not simp for people he always wants to be nice and make people happy he is not a pedophile either and he tends to be a straight person a sebastian is the type of person nobody like hes typically ugly but wants the best for people
man hes so ugly no wonder hes a sebastian
by Jerrykingx January 21, 2021
mugGet the Sebastian mug.

Sebastian

The best person in the world. Loves his sister and would kill himself for someone an dis beautiful and is caring,nice,loving and love his sister with his all his heart and is beautiful and any girl would fall for him no matter what. Sebastian cares about everyone in the world and thinks everyone is a big family
People:omg its sebastian he so kind and nice to the world.
by Mr.Duckworth February 26, 2020
mugGet the Sebastian mug.

Sebastian

A really really really really REALLY, attractive guy. A bit two faced, some might say bipolar. Can be rude as fuck but once you know this guy, you’ll want to literally FUCK regardless. Never been more lustful for a guy in my life. Excudes big dick energy. Always wears a do-rag and everytime you see him you just want to do him cowgirl style.
Rachel: “Holy shit! Meghan was caught in a wheelchair after staying at Sebastian’s house!”
Donna: “Damn i call dibs next!”
by hotgirl928392992 March 3, 2019
mugGet the Sebastian mug.

Sebastian

a man who wakes up every morning & shits excellence. his daily jimmy dean breakfasts gives him a strength & charismatic touch equivalent to Arnold Schwarzenegger’s. he goes straight home from work & works out for exactly 37 mins, then plays his pc until he’s tired of Tourge’s voice. he’ll then whisper sweet sounds of love into his wife’s ear & quickly fall asleep to repeat the cycle once more.
“wow bertrude, i wish i was married to a Sebastian!”
by blueklenix37 October 26, 2020
mugGet the Sebastian mug.

sebastian

sebastian is a racist puff
oi you a fuckin sebastian
by kenterr September 5, 2019
mugGet the sebastian mug.

SEBASTIAN

This name is given to a guy who has weird fetish’s.
Don’t be fooled by his charm because he can be a bit of a queer.

Sebastian will make silly jokes and his ego will grow because he thinks he’s funny.

Sebastian is crazy.

Don’t be like Sebastian.
Guy1: what do you do for fun Sebastian?

Sebastian: I enjoy licking toes.

Guy1: - runs away frantically
by PDKGRL February 28, 2019
mugGet the SEBASTIAN mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email