Definitions by TheManWhoChugsBleach420

Sebastian 

Some fag who'll steal your bagel. Stay away from Sebastians.

Guy 1: Sebastian just stole a bagel from that random lady, the old woman on life support, and even the dead guy on the sidewalk. Fuck him. What the hell is wrong with him?
Guy 2: Everything.

Sebastian by TheManWhoChugsBleach420 June 19, 2019

Sebastian 

Some cunt who'll steal a doughnut from you or your sibling. If you're an only child, he'll take it from one of your parents

Surprise surprise! Sebastian's getting back to stealing people's fucking doughnuts. What the hell man!

Sebastian by TheManWhoChugsBleach420 April 8, 2019

Nick 

An attractive, intelligent, strong, and great with the ladies. No one is like him. In a good way. He stands out in a crowd with his beautiful smile and taste in fashion. Everone (especially the girls) loves him.

Girl 1: who's that? He's really hot.
Girl 2: that's Nick. All the girls are trying to impress him, and he can tell. God DAMN he's cute!

Nick by TheManWhoChugsBleach420 November 19, 2018