Ski Seat

Middle seat with the hands in the skiing position ready to jerk off two men.
Specifically in the back seat of a full vehicle if he doesn't call shotgun or window seats.

Jonathon gets ski seat because he didn't call shotgun or window seats!

by SaBooty_247 October 1, 2018

smash seat

The "seat" between two children's seats in the backseat of a car.

Once the couple had twins, they couldn't transport any friends unless they wanted to climb into the smash seat and sit between the babies.

by Fuckisacomma May 28, 2011

Take A Seat

To completely shatter a persons anger.
To Shut them down after a heated argument

Person 1: "What The fuck man, you think your tough fight me"

Person 2: "Haha, take a seat my nigga."

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Person 1: "I'll wreck you and ya who'll crew, you know that?"

Person 2: "Naw, Take a seat my mans, you doin too much."

by DJ-Yae June 17, 2011

seat cover

Undergarment which covers the lower torso including both butt cheeks; may or may not have an opening in the crotch; may have Velcro, snap, or ribbon-tie openings on the sides.

He was so scared, he had to change his seat cover. She doesn't want to die in a public place for fear that her seat cover will be soiled.

by Mister Smarty Pants January 7, 2010

empty seats

Also known as Manchester City’s stadium

Man City’s stadium has lots of empty seats even on game day , money can’t buy fans .

by HO’H 😂❣️ March 30, 2020

Seat lock

When you sit down, you call seat lock so when you get up, someone can not take your seat.

You can’t take my seat I called seat lock.

by @yung._.princee May 31, 2018

2pac seat

Referring to the front passenger seat of a car, aka 'suicide seat'.

Of course you don't care if we crash--you've got an airbag, bitch, I'M in the 2pac seat!

by vitaminCCCC January 28, 2009