Schmeebadoobus

Everything except for shortbread

Yall fw schmeebadoobus?

by HarleyCantAim December 27, 2024

schneeberg

German coke zero. An herbal snuff made up of glucose and menthol that is used exactly like cocaine and gives a short burst of energy. All the fun of doing coke, without any harmful side effects or being traceable in your body. A fan favorite among those in fraternities, on parole, or in rehab.

Jack: Bro you tryna do rails tonight?

Ben: Nah man I'm getting drug tested later this week.

Jack: All good bro I got schneeberg.

Ben: Fuck yeah dude, let me get a bump right now!

by naturdaysareFTB January 14, 2025

schneeberg

German coke zero. An herbal snuff made up of glucose and menthol that is used exactly like cocaine and gives a short burst of energy. All the fun of doing coke, without any harmful side effects or being traceable in your body. A fan favorite among those in fraternities, on parole, or in rehab.

Jack: Bro you tryna do rails tonight?

Ben: Nah man I'm getting drug tested later this week.

Jack: All good bro I got schneeberg.

Ben: Fuck yeah dude, let me get a bump right now!

by naturdaysareFTB January 14, 2025

Scweeb

A cross between a Scrub and a Dweeb. Similar to “dork” but better used when you are annoyed with someone. It’s a term for endearing annoyance.

Quit annoying me… Ugh, you are such a scweeb.

Or:

My sister, Sarah, is such a scweeb.

by ScweebyJ December 10, 2025

schuper-schweetly

How you ask for something if you want maximum chances of your prospective provider's feeling like accommodating you. Be a "schweetheart" and do this every time you request a favor from anyone.

A friend was plowing out the neighbor's driveway across the road from me, so I slogged over and asked him schuper-schweetly if afterwards he would please also do a single quick "sweep-through" of the road-shoulder by my mailbox to remove just enough of the deep snow-drift that the mail-carrier could reach the box (I'd installed an auxiliary extension-mailbox for the winter, so his plow could just pass right underneath the box). He readily agreed, and I thanked him warmly; it sure beat having to pay big bucks for a plow-truck to make a special trip up here and push the snow away from my box just so that I could receive my weekly junk mail!

by QuacksO March 6, 2019

Jicken schweesser

A Luxembourgish term for try-hard

Fabiano as een jicken schweesser

by LZFZ_Mindo December 15, 2020

cuntz schwebel

A Cuntz Schwebel is a psycho/sociopath, narcissistic, megalomaniac, broken person. They will do everything they can to pretend they are someone else, stealing everything from money to pics of someone’s kids on the internet. They will fake their entire life, thinking they’re convincing others that they’re so amazing when actually inside they hate themselves…. This makes them want to hurt and prey on people. Especially people way younger than themselves.

“Look at that Cuntz Schwebel…. I wish they would just get help and stop with the predatory bullshit.”

by Katniss Neverdeen April 18, 2023