A comedian who acts like a jerk and based off people's reactions make a joke based off the act in a funny way.
A contrary to Schrodinger's Douchebag
A contrary to Schrodinger's Douchebag
"(Reading out a definition) Someone who is a jerk and decides whether they were joking or not based on how people reacted."
"Im like this all the time"
"yeah but u do it well, making it Schrödinger's Comedian"
"Im like this all the time"
"yeah but u do it well, making it Schrödinger's Comedian"
by mayflooer August 22, 2023

A thoughtless political experiment in which contradictory and counterproductive governance creates a society so fragmented and chaotic that its leaders are only mocked rather than overthrown.
by Professor Arsegarp July 23, 2021

When a player in an online PVP game (usually an FPS like TF2) claims to be friendly in order to avoid being killed, then proceeds to kill other players.
BLU Scout: *kills RED Scout*
RED: WTF DUDE IM FRIENDLY!!!!!!1!!!1!!
BLU: Bro, I saw you shooting at our team's Engineer. You're a Schrödinger's friendly.
RED: WTF DUDE IM FRIENDLY!!!!!!1!!!1!!
BLU: Bro, I saw you shooting at our team's Engineer. You're a Schrödinger's friendly.
by agoofymovie September 16, 2025

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
by Säa November 24, 2023

Mark: broooooo i'd fuck the shit outta you my g
Carl: bro r u gay
Mark: nah bro jk, jk
Carl: are you Schrödinger's Homosexual by any chance?
Carl: bro r u gay
Mark: nah bro jk, jk
Carl: are you Schrödinger's Homosexual by any chance?
by ff69 April 27, 2024

A person who brings up an offensive topic and then bases if they were joking or not based of the other’s reaction
by 05-13 November 25, 2024

A romantic "partnership" in which a parent is simultaneously married but also a single parent due to their partner's weaponized incompetence.
"Why didn't Becky come out with us tonight?"
"Oh, because she can't trust Chad to "babysit" their kids. Last time he passed out drunk and their toddler microwaved a fork. Nearly burned the house down."
"Gosh, that poor woman - wonder if she realizes she's in Schrödinger's marriage."
"Oh, because she can't trust Chad to "babysit" their kids. Last time he passed out drunk and their toddler microwaved a fork. Nearly burned the house down."
"Gosh, that poor woman - wonder if she realizes she's in Schrödinger's marriage."
by Artful_Discourse January 17, 2024
