Schrödinger's Comedian

A comedian who acts like a jerk and based off people's reactions make a joke based off the act in a funny way.

A contrary to Schrodinger's Douchebag
"(Reading out a definition) Someone who is a jerk and decides whether they were joking or not based on how people reacted."
"Im like this all the time"
"yeah but u do it well, making it Schrödinger's Comedian"
by mayflooer August 22, 2023
mugGet the Schrödinger's Comedianmug.

Schrödinger's Populist

A thoughtless political experiment in which contradictory and counterproductive governance creates a society so fragmented and chaotic that its leaders are only mocked rather than overthrown.
Alexander Boris DePfeffel Johnson is the archetypal Schrödinger's Populist.
by Professor Arsegarp July 23, 2021
mugGet the Schrödinger's Populistmug.

Schrödinger's friendly

When a player in an online PVP game (usually an FPS like TF2) claims to be friendly in order to avoid being killed, then proceeds to kill other players.
BLU Scout: *kills RED Scout*
RED: WTF DUDE IM FRIENDLY!!!!!!1!!!1!!
BLU: Bro, I saw you shooting at our team's Engineer. You're a Schrödinger's friendly.
by agoofymovie September 16, 2025
mugGet the Schrödinger's friendlymug.

Schrödinger's FOMO

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Schrödinger's FOMO: Literally meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
by Säa November 24, 2023
mugGet the Schrödinger's FOMOmug.
A person who only acts gay if people take it as a joke
Mark: broooooo i'd fuck the shit outta you my g
Carl: bro r u gay
Mark: nah bro jk, jk
Carl: are you Schrödinger's Homosexual by any chance?
by ff69 April 27, 2024
mugGet the Schrödinger's Homosexualmug.
A person who brings up an offensive topic and then bases if they were joking or not based of the other’s reaction
Todd was a perfect Schrödinger’s doucebag at the bar today
by 05-13 November 25, 2024
mugGet the Schrödinger’s doucebagmug.

Schrödinger's marriage

A romantic "partnership" in which a parent is simultaneously married but also a single parent due to their partner's weaponized incompetence.
"Why didn't Becky come out with us tonight?"
"Oh, because she can't trust Chad to "babysit" their kids. Last time he passed out drunk and their toddler microwaved a fork. Nearly burned the house down."
"Gosh, that poor woman - wonder if she realizes she's in Schrödinger's marriage."
by Artful_Discourse January 17, 2024
mugGet the Schrödinger's marriagemug.

Share this definition