When you attempt a fart, but afterwards you think you may have let out a bit of shit in your pants instead. You're not sure though. Until you check, you can't be sure.
by Tommy Pits December 03, 2020
A thought experiment involving a blindfold, a guy, and a girl. While blindfolded, you receive a blowjob from one of them, but you don’t know who. The act remains "not gay" until the blindfold is removed. As long as you don’t look, it’s assumed the girl is doing the job—thereby keeping things hetero by default.
Bro, I got a Schrödinger's Blowjob, I think the dude sucked my dick because he was wiping his lips afterwards.
by dingusdugglas January 29, 2025
A thoughtless political experiment in which contradictory and counterproductive governance creates a society so fragmented and chaotic that its leaders are only mocked rather than overthrown.
by Professor Arsegarp July 23, 2021
Schrödinger's Purpose is the act of coming up with a justification or explanation for something after its completion.
It involves attaching meaning beyond the original intent to make something seem deeper or to mask laziness.
As long as you can make it sound good you can hide a rush job by making it sound intentional and well thought out.
It involves attaching meaning beyond the original intent to make something seem deeper or to mask laziness.
As long as you can make it sound good you can hide a rush job by making it sound intentional and well thought out.
An example of Schrödinger’s Purpose is using a fancy sounding artist statement to justify not having added colour or shading to your drawing. “ The simple black and white represents the polarity of the potential paths of the future” etc etc.
“Ugh I don’t want to do that art assignment”
“Just Schrödinger’sPurpose it”
“What do you mean?”
“Just draw whatever you want, and come up with a way it relates to the project after you’re done”
“Good idea
“Ugh I don’t want to do that art assignment”
“Just Schrödinger’sPurpose it”
“What do you mean?”
“Just draw whatever you want, and come up with a way it relates to the project after you’re done”
“Good idea
by SixCardStud March 10, 2024
People who make triggering posts online but made it vague enough that people wouldn't be able to tell if it was sarcastic or not. A schrödinger's wuss will retract his/her statements if the post backfires on them. They can usually be found in facebook groups and forums discussing video games.
That schrödinger's wuss just claimed that his post was sarcastic and was made to show how easily offended the people of the community are. What a joke!
by Dangodingo September 20, 2021
"Schrödinger's Cringe" (noun): A phenomenon analogous to the theoretical construct of Schrödinger's Cat, posited within the realm of human social comportment. It delineates a state of perplexing ambiguity wherein the perception of one's own behavior as cringeworthy or socially acceptable remains undetermined until subjected to external observation. This condition engenders a profound existential quandary, wherein individuals find themselves suspended betwixt the poles of approbation and derision, unable to definitively ascertain their social standing or comportment. Thus, akin to the paradoxical ruminations of yore, "Schrödinger's Cringe" illuminates the intricate interplay between subjective self-perception and societal evaluation in the annals of human interaction.
"In navigating the soirées of high society, the gentleman found himself ensnared by the enigma of 'Schrödinger's Cringe,' unsure whether his witty repartee would be hailed as charming or condemned as gauche until the quizzical glances of his peers rendered their judgment."
by Whitepeople.com July 01, 2024
Schrödinger's Mark is a situation that refers to a student who feels a lack of confidence, such that they are too ashamed to check their mark; choosing instead to live in a state of artificial emotional neutrality - thinking that their mark is both good and bad - as opposed to taking a gamble and having their next few days be either miserable or joyful.
This is similar to the quantum-physics theory known as Schrödinger's cat, whereby until the box is opened (or, in this case, when the student checks their mark); it is not known whether or not the cat is alive or dead - or, in this case, whether or not the mark is one which the student would be happy or unhappy with.
To conclude, by choosing not to check what mark was achieved, the student can live in the aforementioned state of ignorant emotional neutrality.
This is similar to the quantum-physics theory known as Schrödinger's cat, whereby until the box is opened (or, in this case, when the student checks their mark); it is not known whether or not the cat is alive or dead - or, in this case, whether or not the mark is one which the student would be happy or unhappy with.
To conclude, by choosing not to check what mark was achieved, the student can live in the aforementioned state of ignorant emotional neutrality.
Student 1: "Shit man, I don't think I did too well on that test"
Student 2: "Damn, you gonna check your mark?"
Student 1: "Nah bro, no way. I don't want my day ruined. Even if I somehow did well, I don't want to take that chance"
Student 2: "Well shit, real Schrödinger's Mark situation, ain't it?"
Student 2: "Damn, you gonna check your mark?"
Student 1: "Nah bro, no way. I don't want my day ruined. Even if I somehow did well, I don't want to take that chance"
Student 2: "Well shit, real Schrödinger's Mark situation, ain't it?"
by dumberthanithink March 18, 2023