satanism

a "religion" that is a compendium of moral subjectivism, watered down Nietzche, and De Sade as well as some anti christian and Pagan ideas. It is also associated with darkness and violence. It is generally practised by angry immature pizza faced teens who are insecure and immature...
This is also the sort of thing that is a scapegoat for Columbined High Style School Shootings... By the way, due to the very dark and violent nature of this, it gets the practicioners a royal fucking up from the football and wrestling teams. The victims of said fucking up tend to chant the name of their dark lord while they're getting fucked up by the football and wrestling teams, is if that will help: The belief and advertisement of it is what starts the shit to begin with...

Uh, Oh!! The computer geeks and goths who do satanism better watch out! The football and wrestling teams are looking to fuck up somebody for squicking out them and the other "norms"!

by J. Michael Reiter November 1, 2004

satanist

One of the many people God loves. A satanist going by its root words would seem to mean one who worships satan. However, According to satanists, they are mere people who don't believe in God not people that associate with satan. Apparently, instead of chosing a name that would abstractly title their group, they chose to go with a base name that has negative conotations throughout society and be surprised when it becomes misinterpretted.

Muslim: Those fucking Americans even allow satanists freedom of religion.
More extreme Muslim: Let's blow up those hedonistic Americans, in the name of our peace loving God Allah.

by Chris Ferry November 10, 2008

Satanist

A Satanist is someone who personally or publicly opposes god and/or worships ha-satan (lucifer)

-Man 1: Hey did you know that Bob opposes God's commandents and does the opposite of them?
-Man 2: Damn, I guess that he's a satanist now.

by Gothenburgers September 19, 2023

satanism

What the government indoctrinates you into practicing whether you realise it or not.

Selfish,self-worship,hedonism? (a.k.a. consumerism)

You have been institutionally indoctrinated.

by INSTITUTIONALIZED March 13, 2005

Satanist

My take on the subject is that you can believe what you want to but regardless you will go to hell. Satan is not kind to anyone and shows no mercy to those who short of the glory of God. Now before you get mad at me you should know that I can not control the rules. I was always taught to celebrate diversity and inclusion so to those of you who are satanist God bless your soul and have a great day.

Have a fantastic day and a wonderful Life. I am not a satanist

by You do you boo May 16, 2019

Satanism

Apparently they come in several varieties but here are two such varieties:

Narcissistic,self-worshiping,atheistic,social darwinists who embrace hedonism and espouse anti-Christian ideals but deny the existence of any god or gods and even deny the existence of their namesake Satan.

Then there are some Satanists who do admit that god exists but they openly serve Satan instead whom they admit exists.

Get a life you fuckin losers.

by Satan is a bastard.He's the shit on Hitler's testicles.Fuck OFF! February 27, 2005

satanist

A religon/philosophy that is not understood by christians most people. More a philosophy than a religon, that does not involve sacrificing. However it's as flawed a philosophy as any other religon and if you think I'm going to listen to a bunch of weirdos who dress up as vampires, the devil, bats and other things you got another thing coming.

"One of the most simplistic primitive philosophies in the world, that gains many followers due to it's gothic/evil style which many young goth music fans think looks cool."

xXSatan4eva666Xx - I'm sooo cool cause I'm a satanist! Satan rules ass!!! yaa!

Stoic9000 - Have you ever heard of Stoicism, Skeptism, Cynicism or any other intelligent schools of philosophy??!

by Jordan1110 December 20, 2006