smilocholic

A person who is addicted to SMILES

How about spare me a smile!? I am smilocholic

by VlarolCarol The First June 29, 2017

sailors honor

When a a group of crew members decide not to acknowledge another crew member.

Guys we can’t talk to Julia.. Sailors honor

by Victorbfgdgdonnie69 February 4, 2018

Samilura

When you're listening to music and the lyrics of every song you listen to apply perfectly to your current emotions

A.K.A. Sad Sammy, Emo Sammy

"Hey, why is Eric crying to his music?" "He's feeling kinda samiluric right now."

"A state of samilura washed over Lily as she listened to Modest Mouse."

by DJ Honeydew June 1, 2018

Sailor Roids

A slang nickname for spinach, which is reference to Popeye the Sailor (hence the name)

Oh come on! This is the fifth day we've had sailor roids for dinner!

by Metallicajunkie October 20, 2018

Sailorism

A socio-economic political ideal based on the concept of global warming and the oncoming melting of the polar ice caps which will cause the sea levels to rise drastically and force former land lubbers onto ships or to create island nations. Sailorism belief primarily refers to living out the neo-golden age of pirates in the flooded modern world and conducting pirate business in the sane fashion or ancestors did.

"Yea my neighbor is into Sailorism"
"Wow really?"

"Yea he already built his man o' war in his backyard and offered to take me on as crew as sail the high seas in the coming years"

by iCaesar March 20, 2019

messy sailor

A play on the stranger, in which the participant drops trow and places himself appropriately on a toilet bowl and then defecates. The participant then places his off-hand (the hand which he or she is not accustomed to wiping with) under his ass cheek until the blood in the hand has been restricted and the hand becomes numb. Unlike the stranger, the participant is not buffing the banana, but rather, attempts to wipe his ass with the numbed off-hand. If feces comes in direct contact through poor coordination or toilet paper misplacement, then the participant has become "messy sailor'd" and thus loses.

After tag-teaming Chavo's sister in the Home and Garden section, Jimbo and Pickles went to the K-Mart bathroom stalls and played a rousing game of messy sailor. Jimbo lost.

by Ginz June 23, 2008

hole sailor

A hole sailor is a fierce pirate who unlike a wholesaler, sails the world in search for the booty hole.

My god, Sharon is dating a total hole sailor again.

by XxHoleSailor69xX June 28, 2017