Samuel

Samuel is a loving creature. They can beat up practically anyone, but can also be the most cuddly person you'll ever meet. If you ever meet one, don't let them get away. You WILL regret it. If they like you, they will guard you with their life, no matter how hard it is. If they don't, they'll let you know. They're always a big teddie bear until someone they love is in danger.

Kid 1: You're friends with a Samuel?!

Kid 2: Ya...
Kid 1: You are so lucky. Never let him go

by Lucille😏 July 07, 2023

Samuel

Samuel is a dick and probably the weirdest guy you will meet

And a little bit on the bigger side but he's okay

Hey look it's samuel

by Kevin g wash March 14, 2016

Samuel

A guy that would love you with all his heart then break your heart in an instant. Basically, the absolute WORST person to fall in love with. Usually relationships with a Samuel with last for about four months.

Girl #1- I miss him so much! He broke my heart!!
Girl #1's best friend- Fuck samuel! I'm gonna fuck him up. It was Samuel right?
Girl #1- yeah. fuck him up.

by sambrokeme March 06, 2017

Samuel

a thot.

wow, what a fucking thot, must be a Samuel.

by Yurgaybestfriend October 12, 2018

Samuel

Samuel, also known as Sam, is a cute gay BOY, he is SmOrT and likes rabbits. He is a loyal Boyfriend.

SAMUEL: Sam, you are really cute
SAM: ILY too

by IceyEnder December 23, 2018

Samuel

The biggest annoyance you will ever come across. He makes noise with intent to piss off anyone within a ten foot radius and will get louder if you walk away.

Guy 1: Shut the fuck up!
Guy 2: No!
(Guy 1 walks away)
(Guy 2 follows and gets louder)
Guy 1: FUCK OFF! YOU ARE SUCH A SAMUEL!

by Mykropenys January 17, 2018

Samuel

A short Japanese man that has long black hair and looks at do peni.

Samuel said "Your for has a pretty big dick."

by apollolink November 14, 2018