Samuel

A violent person who only violently jacks-off and beats women, daily. Doesn't have money or a Dad. Lives in a genially bad area and dislikes everyone.

ffs sake it Samuel, time to get beat

Samuel by Al-an May 11, 2020

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Samuel

Absolute unit, has a head the size of a melon. Absolute lad.

Person 1: wow that guy looks so cool
Person 2: aye he’s Samuel, he’s an absolute unit
Person 1: oh wow we have to be friends with him or we’ll die

Samuel by T. rex 10101 February 20, 2019

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samuel

A creepy stalker-ish kid that usually likes to stalk Raelynn’s, he has blonde hair, glasses, and can be found in red clothing, and kaki shorts. Watch out for these guys, and make to sure to lock your doors at night.

Oh man, is that samuel? He followed me home last night

samuel by yayayysyayayta October 24, 2019