by Yung Shredd October 6, 2023
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In group chat:
Uncle Ron: Boys I have to admit I masturbate more at the age of 40 than I did at the age of 15.
Bob: damn that's a lot of jerkin
Chris: no way that's possible, your home office would be a hazmat zone 🥴
George: how long you been with your girl?
Uncle Ron: 5 years
George: Been with mine for 6 I completely understand.
Uncle Ron: don't even need any dick pills, it's all genetics I'm built like a stallion.
Bob: I call Ronkkake on that one
Uncle Ron: Boys I have to admit I masturbate more at the age of 40 than I did at the age of 15.
Bob: damn that's a lot of jerkin
Chris: no way that's possible, your home office would be a hazmat zone 🥴
George: how long you been with your girl?
Uncle Ron: 5 years
George: Been with mine for 6 I completely understand.
Uncle Ron: don't even need any dick pills, it's all genetics I'm built like a stallion.
Bob: I call Ronkkake on that one
by Donnie Quadzzz November 6, 2023
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1. all three syllables have vowels which may be extended ad infinitum for emphasis.
2. both the americanization and source pronunciation contain three common syllables/sounds in english.
3. there exists onomatopoeia with two of the three syllables in the Georgian pronunciation, the first being an animalistic snort with "rouk" and the second being a cat vomit-like sound with "khad".
4. every flagrant combination of two syllables taken from the set sounds like a semi-realistic word, e.g., rouze.
1. all three syllables have vowels which may be extended ad infinitum for emphasis.
2. both the americanization and source pronunciation contain three common syllables/sounds in english.
3. there exists onomatopoeia with two of the three syllables in the Georgian pronunciation, the first being an animalistic snort with "rouk" and the second being a cat vomit-like sound with "khad".
4. every flagrant combination of two syllables taken from the set sounds like a semi-realistic word, e.g., rouze.
by MrPandaTush February 8, 2024
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by Bigbattygy4l November 19, 2023
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he's pale as a black horse. ronjuk only indulges in nuke attacks for entertainment. a single touch from the all powerful ronjuk can make you a furry instantly.
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by anonymous November 22, 2023
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Roully think about it–khad ze amount of word play available with Roukhadze is khrazy. Rou khad to be a bit roukless though. Don't forget the guttural sounds rou can make!
by MrPandaTush February 29, 2024
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