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Roast Beef Curtains

A word used by incels who don’t know basic anatomy and will never see a vagina outside of porn other than his mother’s.

Synonymous with “roast beef flaps”, or “meat tent
Don: “That girl has some roast beef curtains! She must have a high body count.”
Jane: “I see you went to a catholic school.”
by Tired Feminist May 31, 2021
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roast beef sheets

conglomerate pussy flaps that overlap ranging 2-4 depending on age also known as fupa. (i.e. dog with multiple rolls), tends to stink when sweat
Sally's roast beef sheets were getting in the way when I went down on her last night.

My wife's roast beef sheets reeked of tuna fish after 2 days of stagnant sweat.
by Exotic Carnivore November 27, 2009
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uncle sam's pig roast

Uncle Sam's Pig Roast (n) - The act of copulation with an obese woman on the fourth of July.
"Brian's walking kind of funny, he must've gone to Uncle Sam's Pig Roast... by the way, happy Independance Day!!"
by mr & jb September 3, 2006
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Boast to roast

Better term for flirt to roast.
Often used with ratio.
Balance of roasting someone with also showing them off some to build them up.
"You look pretty for someone who cooks chicken in the oven with little to no seasoning."
"What...does that mean"
"I'm not entirely sure, but the boast to roast ratio was solid "
by Alexpeegs August 23, 2019
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ROASTED

Roasted is an awesome word you use when someone is in a severe burn
GIRL : It makes my heart smile when two ugly people find each other and fall in love.

SOMEDUDE: So who 's the lucky guy?

YOU: ROASTED !!
by KhenRieee April 20, 2015
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roasted nut

sometimes when constipated ben attempts a roasted nut to help pass the time
by Chris Loshark December 24, 2008
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roasted nuts

noun

1. roasted edible nuts.
2. the result of holding your laptop in your lap for too long, and the battery gets hot.
3. the result of abusing the seat heater in your car.

the last two definitions can apply to girls as well, but the result is more like roast beef
1. these roasted nuts suck! they're unsalted!
2. no wonder dell recalled those notebooks. they roast your nuts off.
3. dude, chill with the seat warmer, i'm roasting here.
by spoot September 11, 2006
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