Maryland Rim Job

When you take the mustard out of a maryland blue crab put it on the butthole and lick it out.

After the Baltimore Ravens game, I gave her a maryland rim job.

by PIFFPIFF June 2, 2024

Rim Job

The act of shitting on the seat of the toilet rather than into the bowl.

Joe: I just gave the toilet the rim job of its life!
Jim: Damn I wish I could give you a rim job.
*sex scene*

by poopsniffer68 September 18, 2021

Colombian Rim Job

Where someone inserts cocaine into their partners or another persons anus and snorts it out.

Hey, that chick gave me a Colombian Rim Job last night!

by Questtttt January 4, 2022

Pacific Rim Job

When two very large people orally pleasure one or the others anus in an aggressive way that is destructive to the environment around them due to their sheer size.

Dude 1: Did you hear that big Bill and Bertha totally fucked? I heard he gave her a rim job.
Dude 2: With their size, it was probably more like a pacific rim job!

by Oops_There_It_Is May 28, 2018

hot rim job

Rubbing hot pepper around the butt hole before Analingus. Enjoy the burn. For both.

Mr/Jc

I just my girl a hot rim job now her ass is on fire. Dig in.

by Lord Matt sir November 29, 2019

Rim job

Is when you get a piece of dry skin in your nail and it HURTS LIKE A MOTHA TRUCKER to take offf

Person 1: I got a rim job last night
Person 2: ikr it really hurts

by Dockerssssss June 4, 2019

Rim Job

When you brew a cup of coffee and the ratio produces the perfect amount of coffee to fill the cup to the rim

Damn, this v60 ratio gave me a rim job!

by Buttonwillow October 21, 2016