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Respect the bird

The bird and its companion, the hat, are destined to be rulers of the world. In ancient greek, the bird is "life". If you kill the bird, there is no more bird. And if there is no more bird, life ends, as the birds attack the world, until the last human is killed. The bird will rule, and if you questions its motivations, then, oh well- bye bye you.

Respect the bird.
Or die.
by Life's Secrets May 19, 2017
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Get that respect

the act of slapping a bitch like they owe you money in order to prove your dominance. another acceptable way to prove this is by mounting your adversary and degrading them in every humanly way possible.
ron slapped mike across the face after wiping his palm on his sweaty balls, then screamed' get that respect...bitch."
by Block Rep February 4, 2010
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Respect The Pouch

What the omnipresent Capri Sun would say when he is going to kill you.
by ColombianJerk September 3, 2019
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Respectful Pervert

Someone who enjoys dirty things such as dirty jokes, Wattpad, porn, etc., but does not cross boundaries and makes sure people are not uncomfortable with their sexual tendencies. A respectful pervert doesn't take advantage of people or look under skirts and stuff like many derogatory perverts, but instead just enjoys their own dirty lifestyles and fantasies.
Someone: Bro your such a perv
Me: I'm a respectful pervert. Don't get it mixed up.
by Gojos_Main_Hoe September 22, 2022
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False respect

When somebody tries to make it seem like they respect somebody they don't really respect to get them to do something they want them to do (to get the best of somebody). Not everybody will pretend to respect somebody, but a lot of people will.
Lucky for you, you never needed the guy's false respect (or true respect) to keep going.
by Solid Mantis May 16, 2021
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respectable-degenerate

A person with multiple personalities; a professional/respectable persona as well as a wild and extreme persona. This person has mastered the ability to know when and where to display each. With some people they are respectable and professional, with others they are hard-partying and raucous.

Respectable-degenerates tend to show both personalities, only to other respectable-degenerates.
Gates is so smooth that many people think he is a total gentleman. We see him on nights out and on vacation. We know he is a complete respectable-degenerate.

My boss and I were out all night at the bars last night. Today we are both in the office looking fresh. Everyone in the office thinks we are totally professional, only the two of us know just to what extent we are both respectable-degenerates.
by MrMeanwhile May 29, 2018
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Insincere respect

Insincere respect is like an insincere apology, it's about as useful to someone else as jerking off. At least have the balls to be an openly disrespectful asshole who's never going to apologize for your actions if you're not going to respect somebody ese, and you don't have to, you don't owe anybody anything.
Instead of giving someone insincere respect, just give them no respect, and let things sort themselves out, they have a way of doing that. It's even simpler than trying to speak somebody else's language with false apologies and respect to keep peace. If you have to do all that to keep peace with someone else, there wasn't meant to be any peace between the two of you.
by Solid Mantis January 21, 2021
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