Respectful Pervert

Someone who enjoys dirty things such as dirty jokes, Wattpad, porn, etc., but does not cross boundaries and makes sure people are not uncomfortable with their sexual tendencies. A respectful pervert doesn't take advantage of people or look under skirts and stuff like many derogatory perverts, but instead just enjoys their own dirty lifestyles and fantasies.

Someone: Bro your such a perv
Me: I'm a respectful pervert. Don't get it mixed up.

by Gojos_Main_Hoe September 22, 2022

Respect the bird

The bird and its companion, the hat, are destined to be rulers of the world. In ancient greek, the bird is "life". If you kill the bird, there is no more bird. And if there is no more bird, life ends, as the birds attack the world, until the last human is killed. The bird will rule, and if you questions its motivations, then, oh well- bye bye you.

Respect the bird.
Or die.

The bird is life. Respect the bird.

by Life's Secrets May 19, 2017

Get that respect

the act of slapping a bitch like they owe you money in order to prove your dominance. another acceptable way to prove this is by mounting your adversary and degrading them in every humanly way possible.

ron slapped mike across the face after wiping his palm on his sweaty balls, then screamed' get that respect...bitch."

by Block Rep February 4, 2010

Selfie respect

When one person sends a selfie in a message or messaging app (most commonly snapchat) it is common curtesy for the receiver to send a selfie back in return

Person 1: sends selfie
Person 2: just message back "nice pic"
Person 1: "no selfie? Have some selfie respect!"

by Bigstig9 December 1, 2014

Insincere respect

Insincere respect is like an insincere apology, it's about as useful to someone else as jerking off. At least have the balls to be an openly disrespectful asshole who's never going to apologize for your actions if you're not going to respect somebody ese, and you don't have to, you don't owe anybody anything.

Instead of giving someone insincere respect, just give them no respect, and let things sort themselves out, they have a way of doing that. It's even simpler than trying to speak somebody else's language with false apologies and respect to keep peace. If you have to do all that to keep peace with someone else, there wasn't meant to be any peace between the two of you.

by Solid Mantis January 21, 2021

respect the spot

Respect the Spot is a common phrase typically used by automotive enthusiasts (street racers) when announcing or planning a rally location to meet other fellow enthusiasts. In laymen's terms, it simpy states that you should act like a responsible adult incuding picking up your own trash. It mainly denotes barring anyone from bringing ANY WEAPONS, ALCOHOL, DRUGS, OR TROUBLESOME PEOPLE TO THE MEETING LOCATION. This also includes REVVING YOUR ENGINE OR ATTEMPTING TO DO BURNOUTS, DRIFITNG or RACING at the spot as it attracts unwanted attention from the heat.

This phrase usually goes without saying and generally is respected with a few common instances of abuse from crapbox ricers and those who really feel the need to compensate for something.

Don't be an asshole and ruin the fun for everyone. Respect the spot and rive safe!!!

Buddy: "Hey did you hear about what went down at the parking garage meet last Sunday?!"

Me: "I heard there were ricers revving and peeling out.. hence all the cops showing up.."

Buddy: "They started writing tickets and impounding vehicles just because a few assholes couldn't respect the spot!"

by _Darkstar_ July 12, 2017

elf respect

The respect that Glojenn insists everybody has!

Stryker stop propostioning us dude....have some elf respect

by StrykerUK1989 December 11, 2015