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Turd Recycler

When someone vacuum's up a piece of poop in the vacuum cleaner & neglects to clean it out. Now every time you turn on the vacuum cleaner you get that fresh poopoo smell over & over again.
Hey Jay do smell that poop smell? I keep smelling it every time I use the vacuum.
Why yes Josh, I belive its the Turd Recycler you've been using.
by Mibbens May 14, 2025
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Turd Recycler

The act of vacuuming up pieces of fecal matter in a vacuum. Then leaving it stored in the chamber, so that when it is used again the vacuum will create a pleasing poopoo aroma to wallow in.
Jay Cutler once vacuumed his offensive linemen's doodoo and didn't know how to change the bag in the vacuum so he left it there. When he went to use it again he unknowingly created the first turd recycler and doused all his teammates in a rotten egg scented doodoo smell.
by Mibbens May 24, 2025
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recycling

when you insert your own penis into your rectum and ejaculate
person one : yo did you hear what happened to jimmy

person 2: what happened?

person 1: he got caught recycling now his parents are sending him to church camp
by Body of Filth June 7, 2025
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recyclables

Recyclables, similar to hoes - are people you hook up with repeatedly and regularly. Having recyclables is a more suitable option than having several one night stands as it increases your chance of having good sex and provides you with a sense of familiarity and stability.

However, in comparison to hoes, recyclable is a much less derogatory term. Recyclables are almost like a step down from friends with benefits. You have mutual respect for eachother and enjoy spending time together occasionally outside of sex, but the difference is the relationship is based on sex with friendship as a benefit.
"Hey, are you and him dating?"
"no, he's just one of my recyclables"
by munch6969 April 1, 2024
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Recycle Comedy

Recycle Comedy:

A phenomenon where comedians, celebrities, or YouTubers or everyday individuals repurpose and present jokes originally created by others as their own. This practice, often seen as joke theft, blurs the line between inspiration and imitation. While the untrained eye might not notice, joke spotters—those skilled at recognizing reused material—can quickly detect the origins. In the comedy world, this can sometimes lead to tension and even conflict, as some comedians may react strongly—occasionally resulting in confrontations—when their material is taken.
Lee: Bruv, I was watching this comedian the other night on YouTube, and he was using all these old jokes, proper recycled comedy bruv LOL.
Frank: Stop being a jokes spotter who cares if it recycle comedy bruv! just enjoy it! Who cares if it’s old jokes, as long as it makes you laugh, bruv.
Lee: Init bruv LOL.
by Jamie Cheese December 27, 2025
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Recycling Chocolate

When two girls have aggressive sex. And one girl lays on her back, and another girl sits on the other girls mouth and shits into it. Then they switch positions and proceed to do the same thing. They then make out and either stop or continue to have sex.
Woman 1: "Have you heard of Recycling Chocolate?"
Woman 2: "Yeah, let's try it!"

Woman 2 lays down, and Woman 1 begins to sit on her face and shits in her mouth.
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