Reactor

Reactor is someone who rather than initiate conversation will just react to things said to them, often using one of their set repertoir of one liners. This earns them respect from over hearing third parties and creates the illusion that they are contributing witty banter. This often leaves the initiator looking like the boring person with no way to respond. In reality they are riding the initiator's creativity and steeling the glory. They do not feel social awkwardness and are happy to sit there without engaging or starting conversation. The initiator is forced to keep throwing topics into the mix, each one battered down with one liners leaving the initiator exhausted, bemused and scraping the barrel for conversation while the reactor seems oblivious to their crimes. They have nothing to give and are the scum of society.

Kanye West (see him being a reactor on the Sunday Night Project)

by Adagoof July 15, 2009

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by Chris Porter October 22, 2003

react

A word that can not be said due to copyright issues... Finebros

Man1: did you see her react?
FineBros:You're going to court

by Userbannedduetocopyright July 22, 2016

rectom-sectomy

An excrutiatingly painful medical practice in which the rectal cavity is borrowed into via a new entrance created just beside the anus in order to feed metalic objects to induce pleasure.

"I'm glad to say sir, that your rectom-sectomy was a complete success."

by ArdiWD August 19, 2003

Reactionist

A person who does something just to see and get a reaction out of someone.

My girlfriend flirted with another guy just to see my reaction. She is so the reactionist!

by helimc November 21, 2010

rectom

a thing up your ass that makes shit stink

tom:sally your shit stinks whats wrong with your rectom??
sally: wtf??

by fragery May 21, 2006

Reactive laziness

Otherwise known as LAZY fucker Syndrome or RL

When you tell some one that there going out and they bitch and moan till you get them a cab and make sure they dont have to put much effort in.

Reactive laziness examples:

Me - Yo m8 its your turn to cook.
RL - "fuck that i will call a takeaway"

Me - come on its to go to the pub
RL - Aww i cant be arsed lets get a cab
Me - but its only 2 streets away
RL - "SO? if no cab then i aint going"

by Darkhorsevru July 12, 2011