Raymond

Raymond is a stupid skanky bitch who looks like the yellow teletubby . He thinks he better then everyone and doesn’t give a shit about no one then his 1inch uncircumcised dick. He is constantly rude to everyone thinks his humor is funny when in reality he is dumb as fuck. He thinks every girl wants him when no one would want his 5 foot clown hair Simpson looking ass dick. He smells like dick cheese and personally I think he has it. He is a selfish prick that doesn’t think about anyone feelings and can suck satan big cock which don’t mind since I’m 100% sure he sucks his best friend off everyday.

Best friend: want to go in the back of vons and suck me off
Raymond: yes but your going to have to hit it from behind

Best friend: deal

by One who shall not be named November 22, 2021

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Raymond... Such a great person. At first when you meet him he might be awkward and apear a bit rude but once he trusts you its like no one else in the world matters around you. He will steal your heart with a look and a smile. Hes afraid to show his feelings and his true self. He calls himself ugly but he doesnt know how cute he is and that his looks dont matter but his enjoyable and funny personality. You get nervous around him and then you dont want him to leave. Once he trusts you he might only care about you and make space for you. He will leave his friends to sit next to you at lunch. And he might even give you some of his McNuggets. And he will ask for you advice and for your help in assigments or things he's not confident enough to do on his own. And he defenetly has the prettiest eye's and dark black hair.

Raymond:"Hi girl 1" (he sits down next to girl 1)
girl 1: "hi Raymond"
Raymond:"hey by the way can you help me in class"(he smiles)
girl1:"sure!"(gets butterflies)
girl 1's thought's:"such beautifull eyes and his smile"

by nice tacos you have there March 16, 2022

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