When two or more cowboys jack off each other in a speed competition. The winner gets to ride the other participants Bareback mountain style.
by VinceNoir June 23, 2006
Get the ranch handjobmug. When a man or woman sweets etween there Dick/Pussy and Anus and stains there panties. Supplying Ranch for salad tossing
by mr dsm March 3, 2010
Get the Panty Ranchmug. When a man emmits his semen on a girls face after sexual intercourse then licks it off her face while they continue intercourse/kissing!
by yorolandabith May 25, 2011
Get the Ranch Dressingmug. The residence of a highly evolved male who has an unprecedented effect on ALL women. He goes out most Saturday nights with the sole purpose of making women go weak at the knees. After this he retires to his 'Stud Ranch', generally with a different woman by his side each week. Often seen wearing a black cap and being told to take it off to highlight the incredible attributes of his face. Often referred to as a Moller or Bulla, he is the object of EVERY woman's desire, as is his Ranch.
She couldn't resist the offer to go back to the 'Stud Ranch', and it's a long taxi ride to Slacks Creek.
Lets go over to the 'Stud Ranch' for poker friday night, there's sure to be a wide variety of beautiful women there.
Lets go over to the 'Stud Ranch' for poker friday night, there's sure to be a wide variety of beautiful women there.
by shield May 8, 2006
Get the Stud Ranchmug. start out by having some bitch shit on your stomach, and after this, make her jack you off, until you jizz all over her shit. watch this bitch eat it off of you, and then return the favor.
"i had my bitch eat some nuts before performing the salad with ranch, it gave us some nice krutons."
by ballcuzzi April 20, 2005
Get the salad with ranchmug. Alternative name for soy sauce, but with a slight hint of cultural insensitivity. This term is used when the food is perceived to be bland when it isn't. Asian ranch caters to those from regions of the world where palates are acclimated to being salt-inclined. When using this term, it is implied that it will be deployed liberally, by means of carpet bombing all the dishes with an aerial assault. Just like how ranch is a staple condiment of the United States of America, soy sauce is the stereotypical equivalent for regional Asian cuisine.
****At a Dim Sum Restaurant
Steve: Want some shumai?
Austin: Yeah sure. Can you pass the Asian ranch too?
Steve: The what?
Austin: The soy sauce. I'm going to make a small swimming pool to dip the shumai in.
Steve: *Facepalm*
Steve: Want some shumai?
Austin: Yeah sure. Can you pass the Asian ranch too?
Steve: The what?
Austin: The soy sauce. I'm going to make a small swimming pool to dip the shumai in.
Steve: *Facepalm*
by RRCsteve October 31, 2017
Get the asian ranchmug. he used to be str8 but ever since shagia khala kidnapped him in dolmen and took him to labenese ranch that one time he turned g@y
by GayKhalaFromUKfan13 September 15, 2023
Get the labenese ranchmug.