Putin & Marley

A frozen concoction featuring vodka, coffee liquor and dark rum blended with ice and consumed alone or with friends

Dude, it is so hot and I would love to drink a black Russian.

Why don't you make us some Putin & Marley's

by Sister Wives May 10, 2018

Vladimir Putin, President of the Russian Federation

A dickhead who decided to send forces to Ukraine, and basically ordered genocide. He oppresses speech and anything about the Russo-Ukraine war that isn't putting Russia in the good. He literally said he was a victim of cancel culture too. Zelenskyy is gonna beat his ass.

You know Vladimir Putin, President of the Russian Federation? He's a dickhead, someone needs to REDACTED.

by NoodlePlanet 212 April 30, 2022

have you heard what putin did yesterday?

a sentence used for the trolling

person1: hey, have you heard what putin did yesterday?
person2: I dunno, what did he do?
person1: PUTIN DEEZ NUTS ON YO MOUTH HAHAHAHAHAHAH

by nike kicks June 8, 2022

Mohammad Harambe McTrumphitler With Some Putin And Kim Jong Un

He is a man who will slay all of human in dis word. He is king of all living things. One day he will destroy all the universe. Noone can fight him. He only have 1 weaknest. His weakness is NIPPLES

Mohammad Harambe McTrumphitler With Some Putin And Kim Jong Un

by Me nem yis jeff October 17, 2017

Vladimir Putin

A man who declared war with Ukraine and uses "I have cancer" as an excuse to justify his actions.

Vladimir Putin uses the idea that he's on the brink of death as an excuse to invade Ukraine, yet thousands of innocent Ukrainians have been killed as a result of his actions.....

by UltimateDoge May 27, 2022

Putin Pressure

The action of applying extra pressure to be victorious over a situation, person or a group of people. The act of making strategic extra moves without backing down.

My boss was putting Putin pressure on me to show up for my job on time.

by Thebabygee March 4, 2022

Putin

Non-medical term for a micro-penis.

A man with a statistically smaller penis or genitals.

A dick of small stature.

She really liked the guy, but they broke up after things got physical a she saw that he had a Putin.

It is rumored Amazon billionaire Jeff Bezos built a large phallic rocket for space travel to psychologically compensate for his Putin.

by Conejo Macbunny March 18, 2022