Pubert

When a man hits puberty, it is called Pubert.

"He hit pubert."

by Barilla&Korne August 29, 2022

Puber

Pronounced “poo-ber”, the word for when a man either drives a car or gets a ride for the pussy

Yo dude, can I use your car as Puber?
Yeah man, my car is always a Puber for you

by 7roadrunner1 September 3, 2022

Puberty ball

A baseball fan who tries to secure a catch of a home run/foul ball, but drops it.

(in reference to a male's testicles dropping as they undergo puberty)

The dude in the stands who tried catching Judge's home run ended up with a puberty ball.

by Original Orangutans November 1, 2022

Pubert

Sixth or seventh grader, or someone who acts immature.

“I know you ain’t talkin, you just a pubert.”

by Jangly Jumbles November 12, 2022

Puberty Boner

When you get a crush on almost every mildly attractive older woman you come in contact with
usually happens to boys around 12-18. right around that time, you get horny over your teachers, mom's friend (s), and maybe even therapist.

Teacher: Jarrad I called on you, please stand up.

Student: ok fine *stands up*

Teacher: oh boy, Jarrad did I cause that?

Student: cause what?

Teacher: Look at your crotch area

Student: Oh sh-

Teacher: it's ok, stay after class and maybe I can help you with your Puberty Boner that I caused *winks*

Student: Ok thanks!

by jarrad_bellringerboy January 28, 2023

pubertie

Da age at which da young Squire Wooster began needing a butler to help him sort out his raging-hormones confusions and debacles.

I wonder if P.G. Wodehouse went through pubertie himself, and that's how he got da idea for his famous series of "awkward upper-crust guy and his butler" books and short stories?

by QuacksO January 28, 2023

purbernert

it can mean quite literally anything. a noun? an adjective? the inconceivable universe? all of it. It is positive or negative. Depends on the context.

"Hey guys look at me I'm a purbernert!"
"Wow, that guy looks like a purbernert, nasty."

"That guy is so cool, he's purbernerting everywhere.

by EgilValkyrie September 2, 2023