Protein Donut

The first phlegm of the morning, thick and semi-solid, usually green or brown in color. Must be expelled before having coffee.

Waking up after a long night, Jim coughed his protein donut into the sink before having his breakfast.

by Carrotman424 July 03, 2018

Protein Donut

Your lovers balloon knot after cream pieing it.

Variations - Glazed Protein Donut: Your lovers bunghole after leaving liquid children all over it.

Chocolate Protein Donut: A Protein Donut that hasn’t had an enema recently, thus leaking pulverized shit after.

“As soon as I came inside his rusty bullet hole, I couldn’t wait to eat his protein donut.”

by 8c’s September 28, 2021

Protein Donut

Eating your lover’s ass out, after cream pieing it.

Variation- Glazed protein donut: Eating your lover’s ass after cuming on, instead of in, their ballon knot.

“As soon as I came in him, I got down on all fours and ate his protein donut.”

by 8c’s September 28, 2021

spill your protein powder

To ejaculate

Don't "spill your protein powder" on my bed.

by AJJJDJJJAJJJMJJJ March 07, 2017

Chicken protein stemcell hydroponics

Chicken protein stemcells grown in hydroponic farms for human consumption.

No chicken were killed in for this product. It was proved by"Chicken protein stemcell hydroponics”

by Mustang Chef April 05, 2019