positron collider

The ghost-capturing backpack worn by the Ghost Busters.

Peter Venkman: "That'll be the last time you slime a guy with a positron collider on his back..."

by punk_in_hed August 12, 2006

Man Positioning System

Also Man-P-S or MPS

The innate ability of a man to know exactly where he is and where he needs to go at any given moment. Noted especially in situations involving driving on unfamiliar roads.

A naturally occurring aspect of most males; the electronic device known as a "GPS" is named after it.

Ken doesn't need to ask directions, he has Man-P-S.

Person: How do you know where you're going?
Man: I use my MPS.
Person: Your what?
Man: My Man Positioning System.
Person: Hooray!

by Really Bad Rye June 25, 2009

mountainman position

When a girl has her back to a rockwall and the man is facing her and they are having sex

I was at this party and I got in the mountainman position with a hot chick

by brazyon June 28, 2009

Library Position

The action of holding hands. Or being forced to.

Guy1: Hey I saw you in the hallway with your girlfriend! You guys walk so close.
Guy2: Yeah she always wants to be in library position.

by pmakattttttack August 24, 2009

petition

A list of names gathered in order to force an action to be made based on the demands made by the petition.

Petitions are useless pieces of paper that aren't going to do anything no matter how many names are on them.

by Linktriforce007 July 18, 2009

potention

a mix of pretension and potential. the word originated on t3h internets...and that is most likely where it will stay.

this thread has no potention.
this definition never had any potention.

by phillyb April 1, 2007

Position A

The preferred option or outcome in any given situation.

Going to the movies and seeing World War Z instead of Man of Steel would definitely be Position A.

by eudedude August 18, 2013