Portland Trail Mix

Shit piss period blood and semen mixed into you significant others drink while having intercouse and watching Ted 2

Vinnie- bro I just had some Portland trail mix

Jackson Howell- yummy leave some for me nextime

Vinnie- idk I might be hungry

by The Liberian February 28, 2025

Portland High School

Portland High School located in Portland, MI is owned by Lansing Catholic High School in every sport

woah portland high school just got shit on by lansing catholic

by thatfootballguy12849 January 14, 2022

Portland dwellers

A fenthead or other drug user who roams the Portland streets terrorizing the public

“Portland dwellers stole my fucking dog and listed it on Graigslist”

by Big ol dog March 22, 2024

portland nosejob

to inject black tar heroin into one's penis tip

"hey, did you hear that juan and carlos were giving eachother portland nosejobs?"

by fleshydevice August 29, 2025

Portland Texas

Shitty town in texas near Corpus Christi that no one know or cares about

Where the hell is Portland Texas

by idontcareabanything January 23, 2023

portland tumbleweed

An unsecured tent of a homeless individual in Portland, Oregon, that has started to tumble across the road due to a mild gust of wind. Typically, the owner of the portland tumbleweed is too high on one or more of the many decriminalized drugs to be able to catch up and retrieve their property.

Hey Debra, let the boss know I'll be late for work. A portland tumbleweed blowing across the 5 has caused a pretty bad backup.

by Top 1% racist award. March 7, 2025

Portland Taco

The act of going down on an obese, unwashed female and being unsure whether you're licking vagina or anus.

I didn't realize what it would be like til I got her undressed and went down there, it was a total Portland Taco.

by viagratriangle45 August 29, 2014