Glue Pooper

Someone who has so much anal sex that when they take a shit, the cum in their ass holds their butt cheeks together like a powerful adhesive and prevents then from properly disposing of the fecal waste.

"God damn that guy is fuckin gay" - Male 1

"I know! He must be a glue pooper." - Male 2

by Senor Taint Tickler March 28, 2012

Pooper Snooper

A person who snoops at poop in the lawn. Most likely dogs but possibly humans to. They like poop, pee, and vampires nuts. If you ever meet a pooper snooper you will probably get poop chucked at you. Never get to close you could get buried in poop!

Hey did you see that pooper snooper sniff that turd!?

by Tlp<<33333 November 3, 2011

Poly Pooper

Someone that poops multiple times per day

"Why is John always going to the bathroom when we hang out?"
"Oh, he's just a poly pooper"

by glarmbo January 7, 2023

pooper grouper

A very organized person. Someone who keeps their shit (affairs) in order.

Them: wow, Joe sure has a well organized office

Me: yep, he's a real pooper grouper.

by Pooper Grouper January 11, 2022

term pooper

A person who dumps a very long string of crap.

Kyle: Hey, I took a term pooper yesterday.
Chris: How?
Kyle: I continuously crapped out a long string of feces. This came after I ate a really big supreme pizza.
Chris: I want to try doing that someday.

by The Real Driller February 27, 2022

right in the pooper

reference to sticking your dick in a girls ass hole

hey man i just stuck in right in the pooper

by pooper king December 10, 2011

Cock in the pooper

Verb (I think)- A term commonly used when you see/visualize an extremly hot female (paris hilton) and you have the urge to stick your penis (cock) into a females patootie (pooper)

Paris Hilton is so hot! Yes dude! I got her with cock in the pooper!

by Tyler November 12, 2004